"Yo ass think I'm playing when I said I'm done."
"But..."
"No butts! I'm sick and tired of you. You're my ride or die....definitely my ride *wink wink* but you needs to stop being a fucking idiot."
"But babe....I love you."
"...."
"...."
"....I love you too."
"Baby, I may be a no dick or pussy having weirdo but I love you. You're the only one that puts up with me and I respect you and cherish you with all of my heart."
"I love you too. I don't know how I put up with you but I love my big dick daddy."
"Let's make love until I develop a dick."
"Okay ;)"