"Big dick Daddy, have you called that midget hoe?"
"No I'm gonna do it right now, bitch."
*Dials (605) 475-6968*
*DooOOOOt dOOOOot DOoOt click*
You have reached the hotline for: YOU JUST GOT REJECTED BITCH HAHAHA
At the beep, please press 1 to proceed to talk to a Live Phone Sex Agent, or hang the FUCK up.
Thank you, come again.
*BEEEEP*
*Presses 1*
*Moan* Hey big daddy wanna play?
"Omg this is making me so whet."
"What doesn't make your pussy viagra falls?"
"Bitch what you on about. I don't have reproductive organs so I don't have a pussy."
"But you just said you was whet."
"Instead of getting viagra falls, my mouth starts foaming with saliva, you fucking bitch."
"Don't forget the part where you sound like a sperm whale doing a mating call."
"Hoe no what the fuck?! I sound like an angel singing while motherfucking deepthroating a motherfucking banana bitch."
"No shut your whale ass up. Bitch you sound like you're chocking on a whale dick. Bitch you can't even handle this bomb ass pussy because you cum out of your mouth too early you hoe."
"I CAN'T HELP IT YOU BITCH! MY G-SPOT IS LOCATED IN MY THROAT AND EVERYTIME I SWALLOW SOMETHING I CUM."
"Well, I guess you're right. You do got a strong tongue game though big dick daddy ;)"
*Credits to BeephJergi*
