"Lets go to McDonald's."
"Yeah sure. I'm craving something big."
"..."
"I mean a big mac."
"Oh... yeah."
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"I'd like one big motherfucking big mac, a fucking smol ass gay meal, a large fucking coke, and humongous ass fries."
"Will that be all today?"
"Yeah you midget ass bitch."
"Wait big dick honey, doesn't she look familiar?"
"Yeah she looks like Bridgette The Midget."
"Because I am Bridgette The Midget bitch."
"I just came."
"Me too big dick honey."
"Do you like my plumpy midget pussy?"
"Hell fucking yeah, you midget ass bitch."
"It's not like you can fuck it. You don't even have reproduction or sex organs."
"Shut the fuck up. I still got my mouth you hoe."
"But still you can't even orgasm if you wanted to."
"Actually I can."
"What the hell? How?"
"From my mouth. Same as a vagina but from my mouth."
"I cant right now. Is that why you was making those weird noises?"
"Sooooo...... I got your order ready and I put a toy in your fucking smol ass gay meal."
"Thanks bitch. Let me get your number."
"Okay."
"I can't wait to eat my fucking smol ass gay meal."
"I can't wait to eat something big."
"Let's go home and eat. Also I want to watch more Bridgette The Midget porn."
