"I NAMED MY PUSSY 'FRUIT' BECAUSE IT LIKES TO GET PUNCHED!"
"I NAMED MY DICK 'LOTION' BECAUSE GIRLS LIKE TO RUB THE WHITE STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF IT ON THEM!"
"I NAMED MY PUSSY 'RONDA ROUSEY' BECAUSE IT LIKES TO GET BEAT UP!!!"
"WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE AUTHOR AT THIS ENTIRE TIME?! WHAT A LAZY FORGETFUL MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
"I KNOW RIGHT?!"
"I WANT SOMEONE TO SLAP MY ASS SO HARD IT CATCHES ON FIRE!!! THEN I WANT THEM TO PUT THE FIRE OUT WITH THEIR CUM!!!"
"THATS SO FUCKING HOT AHHHHHH!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHH YESSSSSS LETS GET BAKED!!!"
