The Great Book Of Rants

Werewolf stories

I don't think I could ever write a werewolf story. I enjoy reading them but writing them? Yeahhhhh not really my thing.

Anyway I was recently just reading a werewolf story and I started thinking, maybe I should do a rant on this genre of books.

So here I am!

First off let's talk about werewolf cliches. I kid you not almost every werewolf story on here has one. Or multiple. That's why I present to you:

ITS NOT A WEREWOLF WATTPAD STORY IF IT DOESNT HAVE:

~a white wolf😐

~a possessive alpha

~an innocent girl of a small pack mated to the alpha

~the alpha growling mine when he sees his mate

~the alpha being the most feared and evil leader of the most dangerous pack (or something along those lines)

~the girl resisting her mate at first. Bitch what you resisting for😑 that's your mate

~the girls father trying to separate them even though the moon goddess CLEARY MATCHED THEM UP FOR A REASON

~the female mc's witty bestfriend who is only there to encourage the female mc to get laid

~the hoe that tries to get with the alpha even though she knows he's mated #byefelicia

~a beta who is the comic relief and resident nice guy of said EVIL pack

~the girl getting kidnapped

~the packs name being Blood Moon 😑

~the girl being weak at first then suddenly she turns into fucken hulk

Should I go on or stop?

How come the girl is always mated to the alpha? Whyyyyy? Or she's mated to the beta? Why can't she be mated to a normal no ranking member of the pack?

Why do the female MC have Stockholm syndrome? Seriously I've read stories where their mate actually abuses them and then they still stay with them. And then I'm just like:

FUCK THE MOON GODDESS BRUH IM OUT. YEET!

How come the mom is always missing? Maybe it's just me but usually werewolf stories on here only have one parent and it's the dad.

Why do we still love to read these types of books? Idk the answer to that one. 

I'm done. Fineto. Finished.

What should I rant about next?

Until next time, deuces. ✊