The Great Book Of Rants

Instagram

If you a ghost don't even bother following me.

If I follow you and you don't follow back expect to get unfollowed

Like some damn photos.

Be active

That's it, that's all I'm asking.

Now I know that your likes will never match up to your number of followers. That's just how it is. And your views on videos you post will always be higher than the number of likes. I'm going to think positive and say they enjoyed my video so much they forgot to like it.

BUT I JUST HATE PPL ON INSTA SOMETIMES OMFG

things I hate on Instagram:

#1

THOTS. YES I SAID IT

THOTS

when I say THOTS I mean those random FRAUD accounts of girls that have the following in their bio:

Want free sex? Click the link below for a good time;)

OR

Hey daddy want some pleasure? Hot Russian girls available. Click the link below?

AND EVEN

Want your dick sucked? Click the link below to see some sexy hot girls ;)

STOP FÙCKING REQUESTING TO FOLLOW ME. PLEAE TAKE YOUR FRAUDULENT THOTY AŚS BUSINESS ELSEWHERE

#2

SPAMMERS

IF YOU FÙCKEN TAG ME IN ANYTHING FOR FREE FOLLOWERS, FREE PHONES, FREE MONEY, FREE ANYTHING....

I

WILL

END

YOU

You will not believe how much spam I get. I wish there was a way to just turn off spammers because honestly it's gets so annoying.

Like I get hella excited when I see the comment or tag notification only to check it and find out it's spam

😑

And don't comment no spam on my pictures either

#3

FOLLOW THIS PAGE IN THE NEXT THREE MINUTES BEFORE IT GOES PRIVATE

stfu

             stfu

                           stfu

Nobody wanna follow the dumbass page anyway! And you know what really annoys me? IT DOEST EVEN GO PRIVATE. THE PERSON WAS JUST SAYING THAT TO GET MORE FOLLOWERS

#4

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I don't think anyone does that anymore but when people did it was SO. DAMN. IRRITATING.

It made my phone crash!

What was the point? To be funny?

OH HA HA HA HA HA HOW FREAKING HILARIOUS😑

What are some things that irk you about Instagram?

Until next time

Deuces✊