EXOCTIONS (Exo Reaction) [OPEN FOR REQUEST]

Exo react to Baekyeon

Baekhyun : Guys. I have something to tell you

EXO : What?

Baekhyun : I am dating Taeyeon sunbae.

Chen : /choked on his cola/ What!?

Suho : I knew it.

Chen : SERIOUUSSSLLYYYYYY!????

Sehun : You are annoying Chen.

Chanyeol : I thought you gonna date me?

Kyungsoo : and I thought you are straight Chanyeol?

Kai : uh. Congrats?

Luhan : is this real or a joke?

Baekhyun : They are going to release to the press tomorrow.

Tao : Mwo??

Lay : Isnt our love life is private?

Kris : Is that the best idea they have to overcome my issue leaving exo?

Chen : You are insane. She is a sunbae!

Sehun : Then? I like noonas.

Chen : But still, she is a sunbae!

Kai : So what? Baekhyun need to date a minor?

Kyungsoo : You are a pedophile if you date one.

Lay : Heyyyy I used to date a sixteen years old girl! And she is a minor. And I am not a PEDOPHILE.

Xiumin : That is because you are sixteen too you dumb

Lay : Hyung! Dumb is a bad word.

Kris : Since when it is bad to be dumb?

Chanyeol : Since Baekhyun is dumb enough to date a girl.

Baekhyun : I would rather died being a bachelor than to date a man.

Suho : hey Taeyeon sunbae is not that bad. She is fine.

Tao : Girls are annoying. Is Taeyeon noona would pester Baekhyun everyday?

Sehun : You are more annoying than girls.

Kai : ^

Kyungsoo : For the first time, I agree with sehun.

Kai : I dont think Taeyeon noona is clingy

Baekhyun : Nope. She is sweet, cute, adorable, just perf-

Xiumin : look the love have spoken.

Luhan : I hate when a person turned into a poet because of love

Chen : Just admit it hyung you are jealous with baekhyun

Luhan : Why should I?

Kris : Because you dont have any girlfriend /laughs/

Suho : Actually hyung

Chanyeol : Girls are afraid of boys who are too handsome and MANLY.

Kai : They thought that if they date one, they would be cheated on.

Lay : So thats made you

Sehun : out of the list /grins/

Luhan : Why me!? I am not that handsome.

Tao : Aayyyy hyung. Dont be too humble.

Kyungsoo : okay back to the topic.

Suho : I dont mind you dating Taeyeon sunbae.

Kyungsoo : But there are rules to be followed. Each and everyone one of you guys need to list one rule for Baekhyun. That made the rules 12 items. Start with Xiumin hyung.

Xiumin : Do not make stupid jokes

/All eyes on him/

Xiumin : What? He done that several times and I feel like strangling him.

Luhan : Do not let Taeyeon pay for the food.

Chen : uuuu gentleman.

Kris : Do I need to give a rule too?

Kyungsoo : Yes.

Kris : Kiss a lot

Baekhyun : /grins/

Lay : Do not curse infront of girls

Sehun : He would make you a saint infront of Taeyeon sunbae

Suho : Come home early when you went for a date.

Chanyeol : Mother mode on.

Chen : Do not taint my holy eyes

Baekhyun : Tch. As if your eyes are still holy.

Chen : They are!!

Kai : Thats not what your browser history said. What? Milf?

Chen : You asshole!!!!

Chanyeol : Mine is simple. Dont forget meeeee

Baekhyun : I would definitely wont /smiles/

Xiumin : Eewww please act like two straight men for once!

Kyungsoo : Next. No making out in my kitchen.

Lay : They will have make out session?

Sehun : Kitchen is a perfect place for eating /smirk/

Luhan : But that doesnt mean you can eat each other's face in the kitchen!

Tao : me me!! No PDA in the house

Chen : Boringgg~~~

Kai : respect Taeyeon noona as a woman okay

Kris : Again, a gentleman.

Sehun : Please dont be loud or I will not hesitate to join you.

Suho : You are grounded Oh Sehun

Sehun : For what reason!!??

Sehun : For suggesting into threesomes

/All of them burst into laughs/