EXOCTIONS (Exo Reaction) [OPEN FOR REQUEST]

#I AM BACK!!#

Hey guys I AM HOMEEEE!!!!
(Sehun : You are late *sitting with crossed legs* *sass*)

Yeah Im a bit late. *nudging the floor with my toes*
(Baekhyun : Its two weeks late. A BIT?
Chanyeol : Why are you being possessive!?)

Okay okay im sorry im late. Actually, i was really back on 6th January-
(Kai : Ten bucks that she went clubbing alone *lotto intro*
Kris : *groan* *slapping 15 bucks in Luhan's palm*
Luhan : *innocent smile*)

Okay what was that? 
(Luhan : I bet Kai was going to say that to you. Kris lost. *counting the money*)

YOU ARE BETTING ABOUT ME? 
(Kyungsoo : They are betting about Kai. Not you)

FINE--
(Chen : *holding my legs* DONT LEAVE ME AGAIN!!!!  BAEKHYUN AND CHANYEOL TORTURED ME!!  *cries a river*)

Oh. I thought only Kyungsoo tortured people?
(Kyungsoo : *dagger eyes*)
Uh- hehehehehehehe kidding kyungsoo kidding *pulls out knife from my feet* Thats not how you give respond to jokes Kyungsoo. *flinch*

Anyways. Since i am back-
(Xiumin : Finally. I thought it would take you years to get to the point.)
So I am going to start with EXO Storytime. A few recap chapters to make up to my absence.
(Kai : Make up like make up sex?)
Kim Jongin. I thought we talked about no sexual conversation when there are readers. (Kai : Its not even sexual!)
(Lay : What are we?  Five?)
Currently your mental ages are all five. Or lower.

So. Since I am starting to write, please anticipate the next chapters
(Tao : *start digging out my bag* *argue with Suho)
Tao. Suho. I saw you guys.
Im busy writing DarkLight
(Sehun : *hugging Luhan*)
Sehun. Its Hana. Not Han. So a few rebuilding here and there, and im currently satisfied with the new edition.

Well. Lets start again. So boys, let me get to my room first, and we'll start storytime later.
(Lay : I still feel like we are five. Like who the hell have storytime?
Kai : Apparently. Us)

*everyone leaves the room*
*chaos*

Me : Kim Jongin! Zhang Yixing. Shower! Now!! 
(Both : Shoot!! *running*)
Byun Baekhyun do not step on Chen!!!
(Baekhyun : *jumping on Chen*)
Oh shit. Is that poop!!!????
(Suho : I'll clean it)
OH SEHUNNNN!! DONT TAKE MY BAG!
(Sehun : *giggling* *run away* *hit the wall*
Luhan : SEHUNNIEEE!! )
Come here Chanyeol. Lets get you wound clean. Kyungsoo! I would seriously burn all the knives if you keep on doing this!
(Kyungsoo : *throwing knives like darts*)

Oh god. Turn off the video Kris!!
(Kris : *rolls like a buffalo* *take video cam* Uhh. How should i say this. *inhale* *exhale*)
JUST SHUT THE DAMN VIDEO OFF WU YIFAN!
(Kris : *taking selfies*)