EXOCTIONS (Exo Reaction) [OPEN FOR REQUEST]

hunger game (meeting up)

Sehun : So tell me. What the actual fuck were we here?

Xiumin : Uh- for hunger game?

Sehun :

Sehun :

Suho : Just keep eating *gesturing Xiumin to shut up*

Kai : How on earth–, I didnt put any of my name inside the bowl.

Tao : Oh yeah Kim Kai? I'm sorry but I put your name inside the bowl once hah!!!

Kai : What!!?? Whyy?

Tao : Because you wanted a condom. And I have none.

Kyungsoo : /silently eyeing everyone/

From far

Luhan : So, that's Do Kyungsoo? Lord Satan?

Lay : Pretty much.

Luhan : He doesnt seems like one.

Chanyeol : You just don't happen to be killed by him– yet.

Kris : Yeah and you doesn't seems like a man. Are you sure you have– *looking at Luhan's lower body* that?

Chen : Woops–

Luhan : HOW DARE YOU!!? YOU WANT ME TO SHOW IT!?

Kris : Sure. If it doesn't bothers you.

Luhan : *start taking off his pants*

Sehun : Woahh woahh. What do we have here? A strip show? Holy– is that HELLO KITTY!!?

Luhan : Fuck off!! Hello Kitty is manly!

Suho : *raising eyebrows*

Lay : Relax man. Continue continue. I'd love to see how manly you are.

Kai : WAIT!! I'M INNOCENT HERE. DON'T STRIP– *peeking from his hands*

Kyungsoo : Innocent but he asked for condom supplies. Interesting. *clapping his hand*

Baekhyun : whats going on? *just arrived* Wow– that pink boxer is very striking.

Luhan : *pulling down his boxer*

Sehun :

Sehun :

Sehun : *fainted*

Kris : *slowly clapping his hand* now this is my style. Welcome to manly club *handshake with luhan*

Kyungsoo : *jaw dropped*

Kai : What? Never saw that big? Well you havent seen mine yet–

Kyungsoo : Shut up if you didn't plan to show it. Dickhead.

Kai : You asked for it *dragging Kyungsoo to the nearest room*

Baekhyun : WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING– *room shut close*

Xiumin : Now i think we cant sleep tonight

Suho : Why?

Chen : *pointing to the room* Someone's gonna regret for asking.

Sehun : *conscious* You. Pretty boy. Come with me *dragging Luhan with him*

Lay : Now that makes them two. Anyone wants to rent my room? $4 for an hour

A/N

So, it turned out that Luhan was referring the song to sasaengs– HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAA I'm sorry my mind is a pervert. Can't blame me because his lyrics were– double meaning yeah yeah. So, hows hunger game?