EXOCTIONS (Exo Reaction) [OPEN FOR REQUEST]

Baekhyun

Sehun : I am home!!!

*Silence*

Sehun : Hey where is everyone?

/Walks to the living room/

Sehun : Hey Kai wher- WHY ARE YOU CRYING!!???
/saw Kai with red eyes and Monggu in his hand/

Kai : Monggu- *sniffle* -Baekhyun--*blow nose*----Oh god, I cant take it ANYMORE

Sehun : /stiffen when he saw monggu/

Sehun : Where is Baekhyun?

Chanyeol : Oh hey you are ho-

Sehun : WHERE IS BYUN FUCKING BAEKHYUN!!????

Chen : Oh wow did i just heard Baekhyun fucking himself?

Suho : Sehun langua-

Sehun : I SAID WHERE IS BYUN BAEKHYUN THAT FUCKING ANNOYING LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!!??? /strangling Tao who was just awake/

Kris : Stop doing that to Zitao! Try feel it if I choke Luhan infront of YOU!?

Luhan : Geez dont get me involve! Why are you searching for Baekhyun?

Sehun : Whoever tell me where is that little fucker-

Xiumin : I KNOW!!! HE IS INSIDE THE CUPBOARD!!

Sehun : Where?

Xiumin : Kyungsoo's room.

Sehun : BYUN FUCKING BAEKHYUN!!!

Chen : I heard that again. Interesting.

Suho : Remind me to punish that maknae when this is over.

Meanwhile in the Kyungsoo's room.....

Baekhyun : PLEASE KYUNGSOO IM GOING TO BE DEAD IF YOU DONT LET ME HIDE HERE!!!

Kyungsoo : And you think I will let that happen?

Baekhyun : Uh-No?

Kyungsoo : YES

Baekhyun : Oh god i knew it you-

Kyungsoo : Because i am the only one that can kill you ehehehehhehheh *evil laugh*

Baekhyun : /stiffen/Shit.

/Heard Sehun calling his name/

Baekhyun : Alright alright you can kill me later please Kyungsoo.
/Hides inside the cupboard/

Sehun : Hyung, where is Baekhyun?

Kyungsoo : what would i get?

Sehun : A set of imported knives from England.

Kyungsoo : /opens the door to the cupboard/ He is all yours

Downstairs....

/Baekhyun screaming from upstairs/

Luhan : Didnt i told you not to tell sehun where is Baekhyun?

Xiumin : Sorreh I heard the word Baozi T_T

Kris : He didnt even said it yet Xiumin.

Xiumin : Really? Oh god poor Baekhyun

Tao : Arent you going to do anything?

Chanyeol : Me? Why me? I told him not to put the eyeliner on Vivi!!! See what he himself into!?

In the room

Baekhyun : I AM SORRRRYYYYYYYY PLEASE DONT KILL ME!!!

Sehun : Tell me where is Vivi.

Baekhyun : It was an accide-

Sehun : WHERE IS VIVI!!??

Baekhyun : *grabs Vivi beside him*

Vivi : /almost turn into a black puppy/

Vivi : *whining*

Baekhyun : I CAN EXPLAIN!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Kai : No. You drew on Monggu too /appears out of nowhere/

Sehun :

Sehun : Why. Is. Vivi. Involved?

Baekhyun : Ehehhehehe. Can you- can you put that knife first?

Sehun : *passed the knife to Kyungsoo*

Sehun : Now is it better?

Sehun : EXPLAIN. TO. ME. WHY. IS. VIVI'S. EYES. ARE. IN.BLACK

Kyungsoo : *holds Baekhyun's right ear*

Kyungsoo : One wrong word and this ear is gone EHEHHEHEHEHEHE

Kai : Hyung stop laughing like that its scaring me and monggu!

Kyungsoo : Oh okayy sorreh *smiling with evil face*

Baekhyun : IAMSORRYIJUSTCURIOUSHOWPUPPIESWOULDLOOKLIKEIFTHEYWEAREYELINER *inhale* Kill me.

Sehun : Next time remind me not to left Vivi with you again.

Sehun : And monggu too.

Sehun : What the hell are you thinking!??

Baekhyun : Are you gonna kill me? /sniff/

Sehun : No-

Baekhyun : OH GOD SEHUN YOU ARE THE MOST FUCKING HANDSOME PEOPLE-

Sehun : I'll leave you with Kyungsoo hyung. /Leaves with Vivi/

Baekhyun : Wh-WHATT!!!???? SEHUN!!!!! NOOOO DONT LEAVE MEEEE NOOO KAI--KAI PLEASE KAI-

/door closed/

Baekhyun : /silent/ Kyungsoo-

Kyungsoo : Now. Where were we?