EXOCTIONS (Exo Reaction) [OPEN FOR REQUEST]

Choosing Bias (Before)

Before choosing your bias

Kris
-He is totally not your style./as if you are his style pshhh kidding xD/
-Whats with his galaxy thing? /That issue shouldnt be touched or you might end up out of the galazy/
-Why is he soo arrogant? /HE.IS.COOL.NOT.ARROGANT *virtual strangle you*/

Suho
-Oh he looks like SuJu Siwon /kinda. But most of the time he looks like Grandpa. *get sliced by his blackcard**dead*/
-Ahh he is the moving money / $>$/
-what is wrong with his face? /Lets not talk about that/

Chen
-He looks caring /ExoShowtime eps 1/
-A nearly extinct species? /You mean dino?//yeah he is that kind/
-his lips is unique /yeah i know dont mention it/

Xiumin
-he is the eldest!? Oh god he must have mistaken someone else's ic. /Me too honey. Mee tooo/
-he looks cute. Nah not my taste. /*Shoved baozi into your mouth.* Now say that again?/
-look at him! He just.....ah nevermind. /*Cut your tongue* No more words about him/

Luhan
-he is a girl with a boy outfit. Right?
-dont tell me exo is somekind of stories like "To The Beautiful You" or "Coffee Prince" or "He's Beautiful" . Just.. don't. /he is. Dont worry. He claimed himself manly. VERY MANLY/
-I had no more to describe him. Rejected. /YOU JUST REJECTED THE HEAVEN OUT OF YOU LIFE!!!!/

Lay
-whatda? /What?/
-whats wrong with his hair!? /Mama era oh god i nearly facepalmed myself/
-ahh he is chinese /crossed out from bias to be list//no no not racist its just a joke man. No offense/

Chanyeol
-He...he...he isnt someone who just escaped from a mental hospital...right? /No-/
-oh god his ears! Are that ears? Or a tv satellite plate? /Pshhh sorreh i am overreacting/
-nope. He looks very much a mental person. Next one please.

Tao
-I dont like him. He has eyebags /hey eyebags are expensive you know!!/
-what did he called himself? /Its a PANDA. P.A.N.D.A/
-No no not my taste /get wushued by Tao//Gasped in horror/

Baekhyun
-okay this one is not bad. What is that on his eyes? Markers? /Hello human. There is this thing called eyeliner and to be honest baekhyun can poke it into your eyes if you havent seen one/
-He looks handsome! /he IS handsome. Not only look/
-his fingers are pretty /yeah thats something everyone know/

Sehun
-wait didn't i already see him?He is the one with his innerside a girl right?/No that is Luhan and this is Sehun/
-No this is Luhan /girl you dont have to argue with me!/
-he looks exactly the same!!!!/you-/ *get tapped by sehun on the shoulder* *now can i go?* *Walked away* /there. He is totally sehun./

Kai
-oh god is he a walking sex? /Hey girl you are underage and you talked about sex?/
-he is sexy /you are not done with sexy?/
-he is tanned?/thankgod you notice that now move on from this sexy creature/

Kyungsoo
-OMAIGODDDDD HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO /I believe that you shouldn't say that w-/ CUTEEEEE!!!!!! *get stabbed by knife* /sigh/ /i told you dont say that word/ /facing Kyungsoo who has a knife in his hand//kyungsoo, next time remind me not to buy you knives/