EXOCTIONS (Exo Reaction) [OPEN FOR REQUEST]

EST : Nini's Birthday

Kyungsoo : *singing happily in the kitchen while chopping onions*

Me : Wow Kyungsoo you looks happy.

Kyungsoo : Thankyou! *high pitched* *beaming smile*

Me :

Me : and why is that?

Kyungsoo : *dropped his knife* *grinning like idiot*

Kris : If I were you, i would have run the moment he said thankyou *casually drink milk* *spilling all over the carpet*

Me : Should I? *still not moving from the counter.*

Chen : Good morning- whoa. Is satan accepted back to heaven? Because this one was smiling like idiot. *carefully tipping into the kitchen*

Kyungsoo : *still grinning*

Me : Ookay..can someone tell me whats going on with Kyungsoo?

Xiumin : He touched your phone last night. Something about having Jongin's birthday party? *sipping coffee*

Me : *eyes going back forth from Xiumin to Kyungsoo* Is that so? I just wrote it as suggestions.

Kyungsoo : *nodding eagerly* *chopping carrots*

Me : But its not your party? Its jongin? Why-

Luhan : Dont you get that started-

Kyungsoo : Just. Do. The. Damn. Party *threatening smile* *happily chopping kimchi*

Me : uh. Okay. When should we do it?

Kyungsoo : NOW!!!  *slamming the pan on the stove *

Tao : *shrieking*

Me : Uh-

Xiumin : Just let him be. *thick British accent*

In an hour

Kai : Whoaaaaa!!!!!  Chicken!!!  *eyes turning to chicken mode*

Sehun : Why is there so much food on the table? For breakfast? *slightly raising eyebrow*

Tao : *reaching for a drumstick*

Kyungsoo : *slapping Tao with his ladle* Do. Not. Touch. Them. Peasant.

Tao : *gulping*

Suho : I guess, we are not gonna eat today.

Me : me too.

Kyungsoo : *pulling chair for Kai* *piling his plate with fried chicken, chicken blackpepper, roasted chicken, grilled chicken, chicken soup-*

Luhan : * stomach grumbling*

Chen : Where is Chanyeol and Baekhyun?

In Kyungsoo's room

Chanyeol : You are lucky he didnt cut your d*ck.

Baekhyun : But my meats were all missing!! How on earth he gets the nerve to cut my meat? *bleeding all over the body*

Chanyeol : I lost my thigh. Did he cook it for Jongin?

Baekhyun : I guess so.

Lay : *casually opening kyungsoo's room.* Hey guys. Why are you two playing with syrup? *eyes widen* *hands trembling*

Lay : OH MY GOD!!! *shrieking* *faint seeing chanyeol and baekhyun*

Baekhyun : *sigh* I would help you hyung but i cant even move. Sorrehh