I Think I Love You

1.

Jennifer

So I wake up this morning and guess who’s in my room? Like seriously why does she let this creep in? I’ll definitely need to have a talk with Aunt Hellen later. Anywho, he has food..... all is forgiven.

“What’d you bring me? I said from under my blanket. I knew he was gunna say something rude. I just knew it. “Are you gunna answer me or sit there like a little bit- get off of me!!!!!!!” Somehow he thinks it’s an awesome idea to jump on me.

“I brought my love and bacon!!! Why won’t you love me Jennybean?” I did my best to wrestle him off but I’m as weak as Spongebob. “ If you get off of me I’ll love you like a fat kid loves cake.....now get up.” Sometimes I question why we’re even friends.  "Hey when are you planning on--" He ran full speed downstairs, "What the hell?! You never let me finish!" "Doesn't matter, just hurry up ok? I'll be in the car!" he yelled just as I heard the front door shut. He's such a jerk!

~~bzzzzz bzzzzzz~~

"Helloooooooooooo lover boy." I said into the phone. 'Lover boy? Really Jennybean? Oh, by the way. Hurry up! I'm losing time and money out here doll!" "Jake! Don't call me doll!" with that I hung up and raced down the stairs, grabbed my keys and out the door I went. I slow walked up to his car just to get him a little annoyed and you know what he did? He drove away. "What the hell Jacob!?!" He stopped, "works like a charm" he rolled down the window and yelled, "That's why you like vaginaaaaaa!!!!!"

The drive to school was silent because Jake put me on radio timeout... Like who the hell does that? He was all "Jenn, No more radio in my car ever. You play thee most shitty music I 've ever heard. How the hell do you find these stations anyway?!" Rude, I know. So yeah I'm just chillin in the passenger seat grubbing on some M&M's. "Don't talk to him today, ok?" way to break the silence Jake.

"Talk to who? Dylan?" That's obviously who he's referring to.

 "No. Dylan"

"Why not? I need to tell him something. I mean, unless you wanna stand there and listen, feel free but I AM talking to him today. Just so YOU know." I hate when he tries to run my life. He acts like the brother you just wanna strangle, all the time.

"Jennifer really, I told you, he's a fucked up dude." Like he would know.

"You're a fucked up dude!"

"C'mon Jennifer, stop."

"Stop what? telling the truth? Fine. I won't kiss him later." I said just as he reached the parking lot. I got out, slammed the door, and waited for him to open the trunk.

"Waiting for something?" he said half smiling. That really pisses me off.

"Ya know what? No. I'm not waiting for anything at all." with that I walked off and headed for my locker

. "Jennybean wait! I'm sorry ok?" I kept walking straight for my locker. As the bell rang I spotter Jake walking towards his locker. He looked pretty damn happy, there he was with that fucking bitch Layla walking hand in hand. "What the actual fuck does he see in that hoe?" I said to myself as I turned and walked on to class alone. I'm always late anyway so there's no rush. 

I slide into my seat at exactly 8:30, 20 minutes late. My personal best. I was surprised Mr. Warren didn't yell at me.

"Nice of you to join us Ms.Carol" Oh shit. he noticed me. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. "Thank you sir"

"I take it I'll be seeing you after school today?"

"It's a date." I said internally cracking up. I slid my headhones in and put my head down."Today sucks already. Fuck this. I'm leaving after 3rd period" I'd rather not see my shit head of a best friend anyway. 

 Second period was a drab. I wanted to shoot myself and a few others, not naming any names, Jake and that bitch. Can you believe that bitch said I looked dirty?

So here I am dragging my feet down the hallway and guess who shows up? No no no, not Jake. It's that bitch Layla.

"Hey Jenn, you see Jacob anywhere? she says to me stepping a little too close in my opinion.

"It's Jake hoe, and to answer you question. Have you?" If this bitch steps any closer I'm suspended.

"Oh, I'm the hoe am I? No no hunny, that'd be you. Just ask your best friend." she said using air quotes when she said best friend. What the hell is that supposed to mean.

"What's that supposed to mean?" I say to her just as she walks past me. Her attempt to bump me was a total fail. 

"Oh nothing. I'll see you around Jennifer." On the bright side, I didn't have to hit her. Anyway back to my mission. The exit is right across from the principle's office. Option 1, casually walk out. Option 2, casually sneak out, Option 3 fuck it I wanna go home. I proceed to walk out the door just as Dylan walks up right beside me. Shit.

"Uh, hey Jennifer..." Dylan's nervous? what the hell?

"Uh hey. what's up?"

"Just headed out for some real food. How bout you?" 

"Oh uum, I'm actually on my way home." Just as I noticed he was walking right next to me I nearly freaked, "I'll see you around." I say and speed up.

"Hey Jenn wait! I can give you a ride if you need, besides I wouldn't mind a little company." Jake said he was fucked up, I shouldn't but, he seems so nice.

"Hey Jennybean!" Not like I can say I wasn't expecting his presense at some point today.

"Sorry Dylan, maybe later?" 

"Yeah sure." he actually smiled. He's sooooo perfect! Those green eye, that perfectly tanned skin. The way he---

"Jenn!" Shit. 

"Bye Jacob. You're girlfriend is looking for ya." I wave and walk off.

That motherfucker just ruined the possible highlight of my day. I kinda like walking home, reminds me of the time before Jake got his car. We'd always walk together and make fun of Layla and her little minions. Those days are long gone now. I let out a long sigh and take off my Phelps Academy sweatshirt. I so retarded, it's like 90 degrees out and I go and out on a fucking sweater. 

I made it home in like 40 minutes. Look at me setting records! booyah! Anyway, so I'm walking up my front stairs right and what do I see? My aunt walking out of the house. Shit. If she see's me I'm grounded for life. 

"Hey Jenn!" Dumb fucker. he always screws things up.

"Shhhhhhii Aunt Hellen!!!!" nice cover up right? I know.

"Hey Jennifer, how was school? Did you guys get out early or...?"

"Yeah, ummm there was some student movement today" Nice save Jerk off.

"Well you kids have fun! I'm off to work." with that she left waving over her shoulder.

I continued walking up the stairs and closed the door. He deserves to suffer, ruining my moment with the hottie of my dreams. I continue up the stairs only to flop on my bed and for someone to flop down right next to me. I need to start locking my window.

"The hell d'you want?"

"I want you to love me agaaaaaaaain."

"you're not funny."

"Ok ok Jenn, I'm sorry. Please forgive me?"

"Fuck you." I tell him just as I roll off of my bed and walk down to the kitchen with him following me like a lost puppy.

"Please?"

"No."

"C'mon! I'll eat pickles."

"10."

"10?!?!"

"10."

"9?"

"10. Deal or no deal?"

"deal."

I hope he blows chunks.