Pokémon ORAS: The beyond story

Chapter 3:The heist of the century! (Invading Team Aqua and Magma's hideout!)

I looked back at Jirachi and Hoopa and for a moment there with a bit of stunned silence, with all of us looking at each other like a bunch of derps,I then asked the two of them in unison saying...

"Soooooo.... where's their base?" Trying to sound believable as possible to act like I didn't know about it...

"Well, we-!" Jirachi got cut of by Hoopa interrupting shouting out...

"WE FOUND 'SECRET' BASE BY MAGIC WINDOW! WE FOUND 'SECRET' BASE BY MAGIC WINDOW!"

Now if you want to know what she meant by 'Magic window'... it's just technically a huge computer I have in our main home, which in truth, it's not really magic,but rather than the fact that one day when I was showing them around my sh- I-I mean home, they saw the thing and were amazed by it... The thing is though is that since it only worked when the internet was around,we didn't have any at all, we'd get the internet very rarely these days cause of the fact that it goes a little bust from time to time, and yes I know I said about the fact that we put our prank videos of Team Magma and Aqua on the internet, but that at least is the only thing that goes out on there when it WORKS...

If we'd tried to look up anything on there, It ether just goes black, or it just simply goes out if it wants to, so speaking so, the internet can be a help,but also a huge useless pointless piece of Magicarp...

It only works very rarely, so if we got it, we'd use it as much as we'd could on there,but since they didn't know what the internet was all about, when it came up, they saw the 'Windows' logo and had no idea what it meant,I tried to explain to them what it was, that the huge computer I got was funded by 'Windows' itself, I even tried to explain about the fact that it needed 'Wi-Fi' in order to get 'internet'...

But when I tried to explain to them about that part, they were already all over the name 'Windows' itself, they were even worshiping the name itself as if it was a mythical legendary or something, and by the time I tried to explain to them when they settled down a bit, they were completely confused over by what I meant by 'Wi-Fi', as they had no idea what it even meant what so ever!

So I decided to try to explain to them in simple terms explaining it as 'MAGIC'... However, by the time I said the word 'MAGIC'.... They went back to the computer and started hailing it as the 'MAGIC WINDOW', due to the fact that they were not only thinking that 'Windows' was godly enough, they also thought it just ran on 'MAGIC' instead.... (No thanks to me of course...)

So I kind-a let that slip pass me, because I knew the minute if I explain to them that there was no god called 'Windows' and it's just a compony, and that there was no such thing as 'MAGIC' and that it was just simply the 'Wi-Fi' running it.... I know I'm gonna aciedently scar their lives and Pokéhood doing that...

Back to the situation at hand, Jirachi and Hoopa were going all types of crazy, I was trying to calm them down in the moment...But suddenly before I knew it, the two of them grabbed my hands and started to dragging me along with them at the speeds of sound...

"We must show you where they're base is sister!" Jirachi says as she smiles happily, obvisouly ignoring the fact I'm getting pummelled face first to the ground at a million miles per second...

"THEY GOT STUFF! THEY GOT TON OF STUFF!" Hoopa shouts out as usual as she turns around a sharp corner that heads towards a cliff area, which along with Jirachi... they made me slam my face in a whole bunch of stuff, bushes, trees, ponds, earth, tiny pieces of rocks, hidden Pokemon springs, even though houses, more bushes... And mind you not far behind me, the rest of the family were running up to me trying to catch up with them while huffing and puffing...