Harambe Is Love, Harambe Is Life

The Gorilla Pen

I had heard that they had a Gorilla pen inside the Zoo which made me go off my nutter. I loved Gorillas. I would eat bananas daily and my parents always said that I looked like a Gorilla. I dragged my parents straight to the Gorilla pen and what I saw was wonderful. A beautiful Silverback Gorilla with bulky muscular arms and a chest bigger than the moon. It was in love at first sight. I began waving at this Gorilla. My mother said to me "That's Harambe". I kept waving at Harambe and he gave me a wave back. I was shocked at first and then started blowing kisses towards him. He began flexing. Even my mother couldn't resist saying how 'mighty' and 'sexy' Harambe looked. My dad just ignored him. I knew he was just jealous of our devotion to Harambe. I wanted to meet Harambe so bad. I begged my mother to let me go see him upclose. She went and asked the Zoo keeper and they let us go to a glass paned area which looked into the pen.