Harambe Is Love, Harambe Is Life

The Zoo

Ryan's POV:
I woke up, tired and restless. Everything was blurry and I couldn't tell what was going on. I was expecting my mother to yell at me to get up but I heard no noises. My bed felt different. It felt stone cold and rock solid. My vision slowly returns and I notice I'm not in my bed. I'm not in my room nor my house.

I sit up quickly and look around. I'm in a gorilla enclosure. I see people staring at me from up above. They are pointing at me at yelling at me. Why am I here? I'm a human. Not a gorilla. I don't belong here. I remember about my mutation. Have I been mistaken for an actual gorilla? Or am I a gorilla? Am I even a human anymore? I look around in the gorilla enclosure and see a few other gorillas. I run up to them. They are smoking blunts and injecting Harambe's signature drug, Banana Narcotics into their veins. 

One of the gorillas sneaks up to me and injects me with the Narcotics before I can even understand what is going on. I begin to trip as expected. All the gorillas start staring at me. Every blink I take their appearance change. Slowly into a big, muscular, sexy figure. They were unmistakably all turning into Harambe. They begin chanting something while all the people staring down at us start chanting with us 'Dicks out for Harambe' they repeat, multiple amounts of times. People start jumping into the gorilla enclosure while the other Gorillas get their dicks out and molest the people.

After a while of me watching the gorillas in extreme shock, I see numerous amounts of Zookeepers staring down at the Harambe Turned Gorillas through the scopes of their rifles. Before they can even fire upon the Gorillas, they quickly climb out of the enclosure, grab their guns and shove them up their anuses and fire. There's blood everywhere and the Gorillas run for their freedom before anyone else can stop them from escaping. 

A few hours have passed and I'm still down in the Gorilla enclosure. I have a headbanging headache and I am too shocked, and confused because of what happened to comprehend what just occurred. In the corner of my eye I see a figure looking down at me from where people watch the Gorillas in the enclosure. I look up at them and try to figure out who it is.

"ey b0ss" says the person.

It think for a moment and realize it was the one and only, Pink Guy.

"helo mein" I yell at him, as I begin climbing out of the enclosure. He screams something out in Japanese, but since I'm a fucking weaboo, I understand what he says. He said "You are an ugly ass motherfucker". I knew that he was referring to the fact that I look like a Gorilla with an extra chromosome. I fall to my knees and begin to cry. "ey b0ss..." he says softly to me to try and make me feel better. I ignore him and keep crying. In the process or crying, I gain an extra chromosome.

I don't know what the fuck I am doing. 

Fake Frank rolls up with Chin Chin as they collect my chromosomes. Pink Guy then starts singing Ave Maria while Real Frank appears outta nowhere and fires lasers at chin chin.

To be continued... 

jks i have reached my maximum chromosome levels. my time is up bye faggots