Harambe Is Love, Harambe Is Life

The End of the End (Part 1/1)

As Real Frank appears and immediately fires his lasers at the wretched Chin Chin and Fake Frank, me and Pink Guy escape from the scene while we can. We reach Pink Guy's helicopter. Pink Man turns around to yell at Real Frank to get on.

Pink Guy: 私のお尻を吸う、パピ (Franku, hurry up man. We gotta go).

As Real Frank and the enemies battle off Frank is caught off guard and one of his chromosomes are harvested. Pink guy screams in agony as his ally falls to his knees.

Adagio for Strings plays.

Chin Chin: Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo (You have been defeated, Frank. Let me harvest your chromosomes now before you perish to dust and ashes).

Real Frank begins coughing up blood. He looks at Pink Guy and I and tells us to flee.
I grab hold of Pink Guy and force him into the helicopter. He hesitates as he pushes against me to get to Frank, but it's too late. The helicopter takes off, but before we know it Chin Chin fires upon us. We go crashing down to the floor. Everything goes black.

I open my eyes. I sense no pain. I sense freedom and my body feels like it's floating amidst the sky. Everything is fluorescent blue and white. Heaven? This couldn't be heaven.

I fall down softly onto a pavement that leads towards a golden gate the size of a mountain. A Gorilla is waiting there for me with a glass of Scotch.

Gorilla: Welcome, Ryan.

I don't know what's going on. He allows me to pass the gate. I follow the path, not knowing where it may take me. In the far off distant I see figures. As I get closer to the figures they become more apparent. I instantly recognise one of the figures to be the one and only Harambe...
He's here. Real Frank and Pink Guy are here also. Harambe turns to me. He is emotional. Tears fall down his face.

Harambe: Ryan... My god, Ryan, how could this happen. How could this happen to me?

I'm confused, but feel ashamed. Harambe seems let down by me.

Harambe: I knew this day would come. I just didn't think it would happen so soon.

Pink Guy and Real Frank pat him on the back. I'm still unsure what's going on.

Real Frank: It's time to go, buddy ol' pal. You've become one of them.

I finally know what's going on. It's the normies. They took over Harambe a long, long time ago. It was time for Harambe to be eradicated from the existence of the Universe and Realms as a whole. Pink Guy hands me a shotgun while Real Frank turns Harambe away and hands him a 420,000mg dosage of Banana Narcotics.

Real Frank: These will numb the pain.

Why me? Why did I have to do this. Real Frank points down towards Realm 6.2 where a large majority of brainwashed Normies live in harmony. They have their dicks out.

Real Frank: Look at the dicks. Just look at the dicks, Harambe.

Harambe: I'm sorry for all that I've done. I didn't want it to become this way. I just wish I never existed. I wish my soul didn't live on as a free roaming entity. Cries. I've failed you, Franku.

I pump the shotgun. Tears form a river and flow across my skin effortlessly towards the floor. I'm about to pull the trigger and Harambe stops me. He grabs the shotgun himself, puts it to his temple and pulls. In front of me my lord is destroyed. His body starts rising in the air. The Normie Bullet in the shotgun causes a humongous explosion and leaves behind a Harambe Hole, starting to tear the whole universe into shreds. Pink Guy and Real Frank leave to their other Omniverse leaving me stuck, hopeless. The Harambe hole sucks me in and all goes dark again.

Epilogue

Ryan woke up in bed. He returns to his original morphology as a Homo Sapien. He remembered all that happened. He runs downstairs and out the door screaming and crying. His parents follow him out. They question his sadness. "Harambe, he's... He's gone". His parents tell him that there is no Harambe and that he's imagining things. Ryan doesn't accept this. He runs all around town yelling for his former lord and saviour but finds nothing. All hope is lost. His lightness has reached an end. In a final attempt of desperation to find any possible piece of evidence that Harambe is still in existence, he goes to what he thought was Harambe's pen in a zoo, only to find an open briefcase labelled 'For Ryan'. A pistol lays along the briefcase.

Ryan picks up the handgun and cocks it. He puts it to his brain, screams "I love You, Harambe" and pops it.

The sky darkens and all goes black for the last and final time as Harambe's final piece of known existence becomes no more.

Fin.