Historias de Deadmeme

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK TO DO SO IM JUST GONNA WRITE ABOUT MEMES.

Hi, it's lee, this is like a diary kinda book. pft not getting into it, but it talks about this girl named Jaxine Salin. Call her Jax for short. She gets bullied, is the delinquent and there's a lot of plot twists. I hope you enjoy this story, xox, Lee.

Help me from the edgy kids that have me hostage xd if your reading this why? Ok I have to say this I hate everything is the best channel xd subscribe to him please and if you did I'll give you a battle scarred safari mesh p250 thank bye xd

I'm not okay I promise. This is the story of the grandeur of Shrek, and the struggles of our main character, who is shunned by society for realizing his great beauty. Will our heroine ever be able to convince people to understand, or at the very least, use the guidance of Shrek to find someone of similar beliefs?

When life gives you a reason to want to strangle its neck, you weaponise people's vulnerabilities in order to make yourself feel better. (expect nothing, or be disappointed)

I AM NOT A PSYCHOPATH!!!! I made this last year and I wanted to share it with you guys. I thought it would be a good idea to do it now since it's Halloween. And yes this story is about Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg (AKA pewdiepie) BECAUSE WHY TF NOT enjoy AND HAVE A GREAT HALLOWEEN!

Since the death of Harambe, Mitch has felt empty... but he couldn't be more wrong...

ÇA FAI 1 DEMI HEUR QU'E JE PLAUR

very scary story i pee my pants two times

Woke up one morning with the thought "Hey! Why not make a fanfic with Killer Gnomestar and my boyfriend!" so I am. Kill me. My resource for weeb slang: http://imgur.com/gallery/c4oKNNO Resource for cliches: http://goboiano.com/list/2643-39-anime-clich%25C3%25A9s-in-almost-every-series Resource for Keem quotes: my boyfriend, Cameron (his twitter is @_soy_bean_ go follow him he's real good) Also I do apologize if something in this offends you or something. Don't take it too seriously, it's a joke. And, uhh, smut/yaoi warning, obviously. (Pls don't sue me mr. Keemstar I have nothing of value)

Joe Mama

Oh no! International criminal Beanos has "forgotten" to pay his taxes! Now the IRS will have to hunt him down!

"I bet I can scare you" A class mate of mine dared me in a bit of fun. But it was the worst mistake of my life. Warning! very scary. very spooketh. truly terrifying. not for faint of heart. not a prank super scary

Wow

Dead meme

hope you like it

shrek goes thru a deep dark depression after fiona takes the kids, trying to figure things out, he goes to the bar. gay shit happens

hope you like it