Update: My writer has actually burned the clock at this point, I can't think of jack squat so pm me recommendations plz, ALSO DOES ANYONE FEEL LIKE WRITING SMUT FOR ME BC I LOVE IT AND IM PLANNING ON SMUT IN THE CLOSE FUTURE 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Tyjo & Jish
How's the band goin'?
Tyler: p well tbh
Josh: I like drumming and if we don't make it I'm still drumming so idc but I hope we make it.
How many people have listened to your songs?
Tyler: Not that many, I'd say it's more like a small following ig.
Josh: What he said.
Me
I'm scared to ask Josh a question, Tyler might hiss at me.
Tyler: Nah, I'm okay. ON ONE CONDITION; OF YOU ASK HIM OUT OR CALL HIM DADDY I WILL SEND A HOE TO A HOSPITAL.
Me: Welp, that answers it ig, thanks Ty.
ID LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS AMAZING FABULOUS BOOK!
Me: YOURE V V WELCOME I LOVE WRITING IT!
Dan
Dan, how are you?
Dan: If you're asking how I'm still taking Phil's death; I'm taking it quite well, and I'm ready to see him. If not; fine ig.
Fil
... My ghost, where'd you go?
Phil: Welp, at first I was in purgatory for about 30 minutes, but it felt like a week TBH. And then I talked to God and Satan (they were dating btw and Satan is a 5' 6" man who is p chill. And God has fiery red hair. And they are married. (Yes this is Gerard and Fronk bc I'm still in love with them)) and then they looked over everything I've done, and they saw mostly good deeds so I got into Heaven. (This is from a Joshler oneshot I read, oops)
Mel & Halsrat
How much do you love Tyler and Josh together?
Halsey: I think they're cute together and I think they're meant to be.
Melanie: More than myself.
That Dick Daddy talked back to.
You fuçking getting treated at the shîtty hospital now? Bïtch I hope you're happy.
The Dick: Nah, I'm at home, not being a Faggot like those two fat Homo's. I'm v happy, I did the right thing bc it's disgusting to be a Faggot.
Josh: I SWEAR TO FUÇKING GOD I WILL PISS ON YOUR MOTHERS GRAVE GO TO HELL YOURE THE ONE JUDGING PEOPLE FOR BEING WHO THEY ARE AND IM HAPPY TO SAY IM IN LOVE WITH TYLER HE IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE RIGHT NOW I HOPE YOU LITERALLY DIE AND SATAN TURNS YOU INTO THE ANTICHRIST.
Tyler: Babe, chill, it's his loss.
Josh: IM NOT GONNA CHILL NOBODY TALKS ABOUT MY TYLER LIKE THAT YOU MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME.
The Dick: go to hell, you're disgusting.
Tyler: im gonna go calm Josh down, go to hell hoe, you're an awful person.
The Dick: At least I'm not the one going against God.
Tyler: I'll have you know, the same things Happened with Josh's dad, you know what he did, he changed his mind, HE FREAKING ACCEPTS US NOW, LEARN YOU UGLY HUMAN BEING. And for your information, me and Josh are very strong Christians. (I'm not gonna Cuss bc that's bad)
WELP I HOPR YOU ALL ENJOYED THIS BC I SURE DID BYE.
Join the plant child fam bc we fam af.
XØ, Space Kid
YOU ARE READING
through it all. | tysh
Fanfictionmeeting at three months old they never would have expected to come this far. but after everything, they really did go through it all. together. // completed dec. 27th, 2016
