this is real long but i s2g it was so funny to write
Luke:
Are you a sexy glazed donut?
are you calling me round?
but yes i am very much sexyHow are you ?
i'm good, how are you? (:
Can I please lick your face? (I will pay you however much you want too) X stay sexy love ya
oh so i get called a donut and now people wanna lick me?— oh wait any amount?
a thousand first thing Monday and make sure you brush your teeth
Luke, you are a pretty breadstick! Don't ever let anyone tell you different
i don't understand the question.
nabs(author): well actually its really funny—
luke: excuse you, this is my time to shine, not yours.
nabs(me): ....
Is there anything Ashton can do to make you leave him?
chew loudly/grossly or breathe really heavy so i can hear it
play jacob sa-- im not even gonna try-- all day
make really bad puns or jokes
or diss any of my kweens (or kings i guess) ranging from marina lambrini diamandis to lyndsey gunnulsfen.
oh wow that's a lot... poor ash, lucky thing i don't give a shit about his well being (kiddiNG ILH)
hiii you're really pretty
hai and aw stawp... no keep going (jk, tysm)
thANKS FOR YOUR QUESTIONS GUYS I LOVE ALL OF Y—
me: we need to move on--
im in a middle of a speech stfu. as i was saying before being rudely interrupted.. i loVE YOU ALL AND KEEP SLAYING BITCHES
Ashton:
Is Luke your sexy glazed donut?
is this a vagina joke bc ew
but ima go with yes
Hiii how are yah ?
hungry, all this donut talk is making me want donuts
What are your views on Donald Trump?
Omg! I love Donald Duck!
nabs: they said donald trump actually...
okay smart ass... and will you quit coming in peoples interviews?
nabs: i am paying you to be here hush
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♢Break The Rules︎♢ [completed]
Fanfic"i said call me daddy or sir" "and i said how about fuck no" in which luke and ashton are in a bdsm relationship, and luke loves to break the rules. [lower case intended] [complete] [unedited] (hi i wrote this a really long time ago and i was so yo...