SCREWY PARENT SQUAD
STAN
Whose dick was sucked two months
ago, and who did the sucking?
REYNOLDS
HA, I'm so dead right now.
STAN
You're going to be if you don't
fucking answer me.
REYNOLDS
Okay, so Reyna sucked my dick
FOSTER
LOL WHAT
LIVELY
Why are we talking about this 😂
STAN
I swear you better be lying
REYNOLDS
It was dark, and the three of us were
watching Sausage Party. Reyna looks
at us and is like "Guys, let's have our
own sausage party," and I'm all like
"What about Sebastian?" and this bitch
says "He's in Ontario; he'll never have to
know." But now you know.
FOSTER
This is hilarious.
STAN
Why the fuck is it hilarious
LIVELY
That was a really fun night
STAN
What the actual fuck
REYNOLDS
If it makes you feel better, you can
have my wife for a night. I mean, you've
already had her on screen so it shouldn't
be too awkward.
STAN
Are you being fucking serious right now?
FOSTER
No, he's really not 😂
STAN
Fuck you, Ryan
REYNOLDS
We did watch Sausage Party though.
LIVELY
Good movie 😂
STAN
I don't know if I believe you
FOSTER
Yes, because Blake, Ryan, and I had hot
ass sex with each other while you
we're away. I sucked Ryan's dick five times
in one night and made out with Blake
twice.
LIVELY
Let's not forget we did it while the kids
we're up and playing in their rooms
STAN
Fuck off
FOSTER
Seriously though, Sebastian? You're
lucky I even do shit with you at home.
Fuckin' loud ass.
STAN
Stop while you're ahead.
REYNOLDS
Didn't know I needed this until now.
FOSTER
What
REYNOLDS
You and Blake making out with each other
LIVELY
*snorts and throws up*
FOSTER
Am I really that repulsive to you?
LIVELY
Of course not
STAN
I'm getting uncomfortable.
FOSTER
Yeah, because you were so uncomfortable
with people of the same sex making out
when you accepted the roles for TJ and
Jack Benjamin you piece of shit
LIVELY
Roasted
STAN
Can we just change the subject please?
REYNOLDS
Sure pal. When are you guys leaving
for Ontario?
STAN
In two days. You're welcome to come
over and spend some time until then
LIVELY
We were probably gonna come with
or without an invitation
FOSTER
That's what friends do
STAN
Yeah, well come over tomorrow
because right now we're busy
FOSTER
Lol no we're not
STAN
Well we're about to be
REYNOLDS
Still surprised you're not pregnant
again, Reyna.
FOSTER
I am too, to be honest
STAN
She might be after tonight.
LIVELY
Oh my gosh
FOSTER
See you later alligators
REYNOLDS
In a while, cockodiles
FOSTER
HAHAHAHAHA BYE
REYNOLDS
😏😉
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