Sometimes it really makes me cringe when I read poorly written twd fanfic so I've decided to help you guys out.
This book is obviously just for laughs so don't be offended. If it helps you then great!
This is one of many "how not to" books so just...
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Cell phones are a no no in the apocalypse.
Your iPhone 6s+ is not going to have full battery even 2 weeks into the apocalypse much less 2 years
Give your OC something better to do than listen to music or text their friend from Australia. They can read a book or maybe have an actual conversation???
I understand that maybe in Alexandria, if your OC wants to listen to music, they might have a record player or a speaker or something. Make sure to mention how much they've missed listening to music if they've been with Rick and the gang for a while
If you got some typa Nokia bull shit, that's stupid. Sure it has more battery power and might even be able to go months without needing a charge, but it's not going to be able to do all the fancy shit your OC says it does
And don't come to me with that solar power bull shit because I know damn well that your 17 year old OC can't make an iPhone solar powered with a bottle of sunscreen and one of Judith's old diapers
The moral of the story is this:
Do not give your OC a working cell phone in the apocalypse just so they can make love to Carl as they listen to Panic! at the Disco
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I'm sorry this chapter was kinda all over the place and I feel like I'm offending people with this book, so I'm gonna say it again:
This book is purely for laughs. It's not serious and I'm not trying to be rude or offend you in any way. I hope you all know that I love you and wish you the best. If this book helps you, I'm glad, but please please please don't take it seriously and don't get offended
