Once upon a time in a land of happiness and rainbows, the master warlock Jimmy Page was busy casting a spell. This particular spell would cause all of the walruses in the world to suddenly bleed internally, have spasms, and then die in a cold, lonely sack. Jimmy would have used the spell against the unicorns, but Keith Moon already had those creatures taken care of with his chainsaw. so he moved on to his second most hated fiendish thingy in the world: the fat warlrus.
All would have gone well for Jimmy's spell if Robert Plant hadn't interrupted by yelling, "HEY, MASTER! CAN WE GO TO THE WARLOCK SHOP? I THINK I'M READY TO GET A NEW CLOAK NOW!"
Jimmy was irritated. "Why did i ever agree to let him be my apprentice?" he thought. That was the worst descision he'd ever made.
"MASTER!" Robert called. Jimmy got up from his spell casting circle and shuffled slowly to the door. Then he and Robert took the Warlock Mobile into town.
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Enlightening Stories
Fanfictionrandom stories involving people in bands I've liked, originally on my quizilla account.
