Liam Gallagher and the Cardboard Box

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Liam was walking happily around town thinking about shopping carts. Shopping carts were magical devices, probably created by warlocks like Jimmy Page. Liam wished he could be a warlock. He wanted to find Jimmy Page and ask him if he could be a warlock apprentice. These happy thoughts were interrupted when Liam spotted a cardboard box on the side of the road. "Wow!" Liam thought, "If I gave that to Noel, he would be so happy and proud of me that he would get me a new tricycle for my birthday!" Liam loved tricycles, and unfortunately his old tricycle had disappeared. The reason is unknown.

So Liam took the cardboard box and skipped home. He decorated the box with flowers and fairies and various mystical creatures that he thought Noel would enjoy. The box was almost ready when Liam heard a knock at the door. Liam was shocked because no one ever came to his house, except for those steak salesmen. Liam wasn't in the mood for steak, so he quickly got angry. He opened the door to yell at the steak people, but instead of a steak salesman, he saw Morrissey. Morrissey looked very upset and started yelling, "YOU STOLE MY CARDBOARD BOX! THAT'S MY HOUSE, YOU KNOW!" 

Liam was scared and shocked. "Do you really live in a cardboard box?" he asked Morrissey.

"Well, NOT ANYMORE! Now, I would appreciate it if you would return my house."

Liam reluctantly gave the cardboard box to Morrissey and was sad for the rest of the day.

Morrissey had hurt Liam's feelings. Liam had happily decorated that box, and now he was probably never going to get another tricylce.

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