Mafia in Naruto?! (Various x OC)

Psh, I Failed on Purpose

Warning-
Lots and lots of trolling ahead. Lots of inappropriate ducks. Read at your own risk.

3rd POV-

"Sasuke~ Sasuke~ If you don't wake up I'll haunt you," Amanda whispered.

Sasuke Uchiha was not an easy man to scare, or a 'wuss' as Amanda liked to call him. But when a petite blonde lolita entered the equation, anything could go wrong. And so Sasuke Uchiha went from a nightmare of his clan being massacred to this- a half naked brat drooling on his face with a sharpie in hand. Sasuke preferred the nightmare.

He burrowed under his covers and dismissed it all as an illusion. There was no way that Amanda was actually here, in his bed, right?

"Nice place you got here," she giggled as she munched on some chips. Sasuke stared at her in disgust and horror as flakes of Doritos fell onto his bed.

"W-what are you doing here?! Get OUT!" Sasuke roared, pushing her off the bed and slamming the door. His heart thumped loudly as he held his breath. Whether this was out of love or horror, Sasuke wasn't sure. The doorknob jiggled, Amanda pounded at the door.

"Sasuke, if you don't hurry up I'm going to break down this door!" She yelled. Sasuke looked down and blushed at his pink boxers. 'Damn', he thought as he gritted his teeth. He launched towards his wardrobe and chose a blue shirt and tan shorts.

"3...2...1..." Oh god, she was counting down now. He quickly reached for shirt, and tugged it down, only to realize that it was his shorts instead.

"ZERO!" Amanda shouted, punching a hole through the door. Sasuke shook in fear and slowly turned his head, hoping that this was just a nightmare. 'Please don't be her, please don't be her, let it be Naruto, or even Sakura, as long as IT ISN'T HER' he thought.

It was her.

Sasuke screamed, a high-pitched yelp of terror. Amanda stared, he stared back. She guffawed like a hyena and held back tears when she saw Sasuke buck naked and wearing a pair of shorts on his head.

"Sasuke, you're quite... the small ducky, aren't cha?" She chuckled, looking down. Sasuke was befuddled, how could a girl just say something like that?! He quickly his himself under the blankets, running like the amazing 'flash' he was.

"GET OUT BEFORE I KILL YOU!" Sasuke yelled, in rage and in embarrassment. Lost in confusion, Sasuke didn't notice the blonde thief taking a commemorative photo along with his pink boxers. This is what he gets for being late, she chuckled as she skipped towards school.

He watched the blonde skip out of his room with wariness, before changing into his clothes. That was when he realized that something was missing. But what? he wondered.

Sasuke glanced towards the alarm clock, startled at the time. It was almost 8:00! He was late!

Dashing downstairs to the kitchen area, he unknowingly activated his sharingan. His stomach rumbled. Searching for food, he inwardly gasped at the sight of a packed lunchbox filled with sushi and tomato rice balls, and a slice of toast all buttered up. He secretly thanked the gods, seeing that his prayer had been heard. It must have been the fangirls, he thought. At moments like this, he was slightly grateful for those stalkers. Like 0.000001% grateful. How did they get in his house then? He questioned, before shrugging it off. Obviously it couldn't be that brat. She couldn't have, right? No way.

Time Skip~

Amanda's POV

"Amanda Gale Prism, you're up," Iruka called out. I squinted my red eyes in disbelief. Seriously, what the heck? Dude I've been in school for literally two days and you want me to take a test?