Mafia in Naruto?! (Various x OC)

NaruSasu Achievement Get?

Warning: Personality disorder near the end? Nah, just some bystander that probably won't appear in the future...

I also don't own this pic >\\<

A/N: It's finally winter vacation! Sorry for not updating for like a month T^T. I'll be able to update soon >~<. I'll probably only update once every 1-2 weeks cuz of homework tho o_oi.

Amanda rubbed her fingers as she took off the shoelaces from her boots. They were made of black leather and about three feet long.

"Yup, this will work perfectly!" Amanda laughed, sneaking up to the innocent blonde fox. The laces slowly wrapped around Naruto's hands, entrapping him like handcuffs. Being the lazy person she was, Amanda rolled Naruto into a nearby bush. Bob handed her some masking tape, getting some rainbow fur stuck to the sticky side. Amanda shrugged, and patted it onto Naruto's face, rendering his ability to talk. She was used to Bob hoarding random things inside his dimension. Bob was like Obito, in a way, since they both had the power to enter alternate dimensions. Probably because Bob was J-----.

Anyways, Amanda used a transformation jutsu and slowly morphed into a Naruto-look alike. She lied down at the exact same spot Naruto slept in and closed her eyes, waiting for a certain blue-haired duck to find her.

Exactly as she predicted, Sasuke came poking around calling for Naruto.

"Naruto, wake up you Baka! We have to look for Amanda," he pushed 'Naruto' a bit. 'Naruto' blinked his eyes open and saw Sasuke acting a bit nervous for some reason.

"Hey, don't call me a Baka, Sasuke-teme! Why are you acting so weird anyways?" 'Naruto' interrogated. Sasuke quickly slapped his hands onto 'Naruto's' mouth.

"Shhh... she could be here any second. I just know that she'll pop up any second and do something weird!" Sasuke shushed 'Naruto'. 'Naruto' smirked a little and laughed evilly on the inside.

"Y-you know Sasuke... this position is kinda weird," 'Naruto' blushed. They were entangled together onto the floor, Sasuke pushing down 'Naruto'. Sasuke scrambled away, blushing a bit.

"You know Sasuke... I think I love you!" 'Naruto' pounced on top of Sasuke, pinning him down. Sasuke's eyes widened, his face screaming for help. What the hell is going on?! Naruto likes me? he thought. 'Naruto' pecked him on the cheek before hopping away, leaving a confused Sasuke.

With the jutsu undone, Amanda chuckled to herself as she removed Naruto's ropes and tape. She saw how innocent Naruto looked while sleeping and felt a bit guilty. Good thing the show will be worth it! Amanda grinned, flashing her signature Cheshire smile.

"H...huh? Amanda, what are you doing here?!" Naruto jumped up, his skin prickling. His sixth sense was telling him something bad will happen.

"Naruto, GET BACK HERE!" Sasuke yelled, blushing furiously from embarrassment. What the hell did that Sasuke-teme eat to make him so angry? Naruto wondered.

Sasuke stomped towards Naruto, raising his fist and slamming it down onto the blonde fox's head. Naruto jerked away from him, pushing him to the ground.

"What the hell has gotten into you, Sasuke-teme?!" Naruto screamed. Sasuke felt irritated.

"What is wrong with me? What is wrong with you?! Why the hell did you kiss me?!" Sasuke yelled. He raised his fist but stopped when he saw the expression on Naruto's face. Naruto stood still, petrified and still like a statue. I- I kissed Sasuke? WHAT?!

"What the heck are you talking about? I was sleeping this whole time, how could I have kissed you?!" Naruto pointed out stubbornly. He felt like puking.

"If it wasn't you, then who was it?" Sasuke muttered, befuddled. Naruto widened his eyes. Contrary to what most people thought, Naruto was not an idiot... mostly. So he said- no, yelled- the first thing that popped up in his mind.

"AMANDA!!"

Meanwhile-

A blonde girl was perched upon a nearby tree, crunching on popcorn and smirking to herself. That's my name, don't wear it out.

Unknown POV-
"... so, that's how you walk up trees," Kakashi mentally face-palmed. I should've known.

"IT'S NOT WORKING!!" Amanda flailed her arms like a Magicar- I mean fish out of water. The tree was full of huge sunken dents like Spongebo- I mean sponge.

Tree climbing turned out to be a total fail, most likely because of the fact that our main character is a slight idiot...

Oi, who the Hell are you calling an idiot?! Wait... who the heck are you anyways?!

Ahem. I shall now continue the narration of this story.

Team Seven learned how to climb trees with the exception of one person. Kakashi decided that the outcome was as good as it is since he's a lazy *beep* that wants to read *beep* all day long. Where has all the pride of becoming a ninja gone? I remember in my old days people would get sent to a pit in a battle to the death! Wait, I'm ripping this concept off of the Romans...

Ah, screw it. I'm just a side character after all.

Who are you and why are you inside my mind?

Shit, I got found out. Time to disappear again until I'm needed. Which is never.

I'm just a monster after all...