Ducky Don't Die! I Need Your Bank Account!

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I don't own this pic or Naruto lol.

3rd POV-

"Class is dismissed everyone. Make sure to study the Clone Jutsu for the Genin exam tomorrow! Especially you, Naruto!" Iruka yelled, ringing the bell to signal the end of the day. Naruto hmphed in response. Amanda looked between Naruto and Sasuke, deciding which of the two would be more fun to hang out with. Then she looked at Sakura, deciding that she needed clothes first.

"Hey, ducky! Gimme some cash, onii-chan," Amanda asked 'politely'. Sasuke tensed up and got ready to dash out of the classroom, before realizing that Amanda had grabbed ahold of his collar. He looked back in irritation at the blonde chibi standing behind him.

"Get off me, you... you... brat!" Sasuke growled, pawing his arms in the air and trying to get out of Amanda's iron grip.

"What. Did. You. Call. Me?!" Amanda said, forcing a smile and imitating her papa's mad voice. Sasuke was immediately dropped to the ground like a trash bag and his face went slack at the evil aura emitting from the younger child.

"Onii-chan, be a good little boy and give me some cash, ok?" Amanda whispered, her breath tickling his ears.

"S-since w-when did I become your onii-chan?!" Sasuke managed a spurt out, his eyes wide.

"Since the moment I stepped into your household..." Amanda grinned, a real smile this time. She glared at the blue duck and waved her hand downwards, signaling the pits of emptiness in her palms. Sasuke sighed, grumbled a bit and handed her the goods. He glared at the wall as she skipped around with the money, not wanting to admit that a part of him actually liked being called onee-chan... Wait. Chan?!

"SHOW SOME RESPECT NEXT TIME, YOU BRAT!" Sasuke yelled, startling the fangirls hiding in the trees. Yes, fangirls hide in trees. Don't question it.

Amanda bounced over to Sakura and Ino, staring while they whispered to each other. Ino whipped her head as if sensing her presence and glared.

"What do you want," Ino sneered, scrunching up her brows. Amanda prepared herself and gave the cutest look a little kid could muster. Ino felt a pang in her heart, Amanda reminded her of a kicked puppy.

"I-I wanna go buy clothes with you guys, if that's ok," Amanda fake whimpered, adding tears for the effect. She had always been a great actress.

Sakura looked hurt and tugged on Ino's purple dyed shirt.

"Ino... Let's go with her, it could be fun!" Sakura pleaded, taking Amanda's side immediately. Her mother instincts flared up. Sakura and Amanda huddled together like penguins, tears in their eyes.

"Pweaty pwease?" Amanda asked, scrunching her face into a pout. That was the last straw.

"Ok! Ok! I'll go shopping with you guys, jeez!" Ino screamed, sighing in defeat. The three headed over to the clothing shop, Amanda grinning in the back of her head. She held up a victory pose.

Time skip~
It was late as the sun set, clouds hanging above the purple mists. Stars twinkled above, millions of light years away.

Amanda's stomach grumbled. She saw a ramen shop in the distance and sped up.

"Hey old man! Can I get chicken ramen, please?" Amanda shouted, spinning on the stool and kicking off her boots. Beside her sat Naruto and Iruka-Sensei.

"Oh, Amanda! You're here too?" Iruka asked politely. She grinned and waved a greeting to the two.

"Sup Iruka-Sensei! Yo, Naruto!" She said back. The ramen scent engulfed the table as a fine bowl of chicken ramen was placed on the table. Her eyes lit up with delight. She cracked the chopsticks apart and started gulping it down.

Naruto looked over at Amanda's side and gasped in surprise. Over twenty bowls were stacked together in tall towers. Five minutes haven't even passed yet but this binge eater was scarfing down on all the ramen! Naruto's interest piqued up when he didn't even see her move, a bowl was already finished by the time he blinked.

"Hey kid! I like you, I'll let you be my friend!" Naruto laughed, patting her back. She turned around, creaking like a broken doll with daggers in her eyes. Bloodlust overwhelmed the poor ninja.

"Don't. Touch. Me. When. I'm. Eating," Amanda said in a monotone voice. Naruto fell out of the chair from the pressure. He started chanting prayers under his breath. She blinked.

"Oh! It's just you Naruto! Sorry for scaring you, I just hate being interrupted when I'm eating," she laughed. Naruto gulped and made a mental note to never go near her when she's eating.

She spun off her chair and walked away.

"Good luck on those exams, Naruto-ni san!" Amanda shouted from the distance. In a few seconds, she was gone. What a weird kid, Naruto thought.

Wait. Ni-San?! Naruto blushed a bit and puffed out his chest in happiness. Iruka stared in bewilderment as Naruto started dancing in his seat.

Kids these days... Iruka sighed. Tomorrow was going to be a long day.

Meanwhile in a certain Uchiha's household, Sasuke was ambushed by two girls and piles of clothing.

"Let go, Ino-pig! Sasuke-kun is mine!" A pink haired kunoichi yelled.

"No, he's mine! Back off, forehead!" Ino  screamed back, pulling Sasuke's arm as hard as she could. Sasuke couldn't take it anymore. He blacked out, spit foaming from his mouth as his spirit flew out of his body.

"Amanda!!!!" Were Sasuke's last words.  Around the corner, a certain blonde chibi sneezed.

R.I.P Ducky.

"Wait, Sasuke! Don't leave us!" Ino and Sakura screamed.

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