Mafia in Naruto?! (Various x OC)

Sasuke, You Teme!

Top is Amanda just casually running through Sasuke's emo outfits... This chapter will be weird. O3O I don't own this pic.

Sasuke's Pov-
I need to be stronger! Stronger to kill... That man. I took my kunai knife and threw it at the target over and over again. All of them hit dead center. It was still not enough.

After my daily routine of training for four hours, I went back home to the Uchiha compound. The door was already open... I didn't forget to close it again, did I? It better not be one of those crazy fangirls. Inside my plain but large house, I found all the cushions and chairs to be toppled over each other. The Uchiha paintings were knocked down to a slight angle and from the corner of a wall I could see the words "A----- was here O3O" written in black sharpie. Oh my kami, please don't be a rabid fangirl. I walked upstairs to my room with a frying pan in hand, just in case things go crazy.

Amanda's Pov-
Fufufu lets see if we could blackmail Sasuke into letting us stay here. It only has a 5% chance of working whereas giving him a gift *cough bribing* has a 73% chance. Of course, being nice isn't really my forte and neither is being productive, so what better welcoming gift can I give to him other than my awesome presence? He does need more friends other than Naruto and that wall over there...Except Naruto isn't really his friend yet. Poor wall, having to put up with Sasuke and all his fangirls.

I checked under the patterned pillows on his leather black couch and behind the TV. Nope, nothing much except a bunch of yen that I will gladly take. Thank you very much for your donations Sasuke *evil laughs*. Should I check his room too? That's usually where people hide their secrets so yes, obviously.

I sneaked up the hazel wooden stairs with a red bandana tied around my face. Can't have Fangirls target me for being near 'their' Sasuke-kun. Sasuke's room was right ahead. I ripped open the door off its hinges with more force than necessary... it needed to be fixed anyways, so it was TOTALLY not my fault. I may have put in some chakra too, but that was only because it was locked. So yea, onwards to ducky's room *points finger with cool background*.

Apparently Sasuke really likes the color blue, because his whole wardrobe was filled with dark emo shades. By the way, if Sasuke asks, I DID NOT GO THROUGH HIS PINK UNDIES. Of course, this was perfect blackmail opportunity but first it would be totally awesome to keep one of these Uchiha shirts. I mean seriously, they have the cool red and white crest and everything! Damn, Ducky keeps his clothes clean.

Taking one of his shirts off the hanger, I started to sniff it. It's perfectly normal to smell clothes to see if they've already been used. I was totally not trying to see what ducks smell like, I swear on Gaara's eyebrows (except he has none huhuhu). I peeled my dusty white dress off and hung the soft blue fabric over me. It was much bigger, almost like a dress so I didn't bother to wear pants. I twirled around a bit to look in the mirror only to see a pair of black eyes looking back?!

Sasuke's Pov-
Raising the frying pan, I went to my room to see my door wide open and... broken beyond repair?! I cautiously snuck in the room hiding behind a potted plant because some blonde was in my room. She was talking to herself while snooping around with a weird red mask. Was she an assassin to kill me?! She started to touch all my things and went through my closet, scanning each item carefully. She then went towards my wardrobe and started to laugh quietly. Oh no, did she see? My hands prepared for a fireball jutsu. I will burn all the evidence, even if I have to kill.

My eyes widened as the girl started to... Never mind. My face heated up in embarrassment as something wet trickled down my nose. Wait, why should I be embarrassed? She's the one who invaded my privacy in the first place! I'm not a pervert!

Blood red eyes screamed murder as they met my dark orbs. Oh crap...