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Tyler's P.O.V

I wake up and stretch and make baby dinosaur noises in the process. I don't know what Jøsh is doing today. But I know that I'm adopting a kid. That's a casual day in the life of me. THE AMAZING TYLER JOSEPH! I do my usual morning stuff. (I don't feel like explaining the whole getting dressed and showering stuff. So imagine what you want you creepy pedophiles.)  I go to the kitchen and open the cabinet next to the sink. I take some headache pills because I was up late thinking and now I have a headache. I see the pregnancy pills next to them and I chuckle.
"What are you laughing at?" Jøsh asks me as he comes in.
"I was laughing at what I got you for your birthday last year. The pregnancy pills."
"Real funny."
"Well, I'm going out. And can you make sure the guest room is cleared out?"
"Tyler you're NOT adopting a kid."
"Yes I am"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Bye Jøsh" I left. I'm adopting a child weather he likes it or not.

A/N so I hope you've enjoyed this chapter! I know it's short but they'll get gradually longer. Comment what you think and stay alive |-/

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