Jerome Valeska Imagines

Thanks for your time

You were sitting in an interrogation room. Officer Gordon was asking about how you had met Jerome and kept lecturing you that you could go to jail for not turning him in.

"We met in the most romantic way possible!" You said with an adoring sigh. "I was walking home from a late shift at work, y'know, and I heard some boys whistling and I looked around and one of the bigger ones said, 'Hey, doll face, you wanna party with us tonight?'" You said, using your best buff guy voice. "So then I was like, 'Nah, boys. I have stuff to do.' So then they followed me home and dragged me to an alley, a real dark one, and so they tried to get in my pants by force, at least until he showed up. He pulled 'em off me and stabbed 'em and all I could think was, 'Wow, he's such a hero. I'd give it up to him if he wanted it,' so then he walked to me and asked, 'You okay, Princess?' And I of course feigned hurt so he'd take care of me, y'know, but I think he secretly knew I was fine. Anyway he took me up to my place and he checked for any harm done, to find none of course, and he decided it'd be a good idea to help me change into my pajamas. So I changed, we sat on my couch, we kissed. One thing led to another and we woke up in my bed only clothed in sheets. He said I was the best he's had and I said I was in love. He told me he killed his mom. He said he was crazy, stuff like that, but I honestly didn't pay attention. He said we could run away together. So we did. We ran, we came back and we got arrested. And here we are."

"So how did-"

"Can I go see my baby now? I'm gonna go see my baby. Thanks for your time, Gordon." You said, getting up.

"Wait a minute. How'd you get uncuffed?" He tried getting up only to find himself cuffed. "Hey! Hey! I'm still in here! Hey! I'm not done with you yet!" He yelled. You shut the door with a wave and went to find your Baby.