1)
Chaol: *can't find Celaena in a crowd*
Chaol: *takes deep breath*
Chaol: CELAENA SARDOTHIEN HAS THE WORST FASHION SENSE IN THE WORLD.
Crowd: ...
Celaena: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT. I WILL SHOVE A KNIFE UP YOUR ASS.
Chaol: Oh there she is.
2)
Dorian: Celaena, where's Chaol?
Celaena: I don't know.
Dorian: Any idea where he might be?
Celaena: *cups hands and yells* DORIAN HAVILLIARD IS A LOSER.
Chaol: *runs into the room* WHO SAID THAT?
Celaena: See, there he is.
3)
Rowan, Aedion, Dorian, Chaol: *can't find Aelin*
Rowan, Aedion, Dorian, Chaol: *all take a deep breath and yell*
Rowan: I'M MORE GORGEOUS THAN AELIN ASHRYVER GALATHYNIUS
Aedion: I WILL BURN ALL THE BOOKS IN HER ROOM
Chaol: I WILL EAT ALL OF THE CHOCOLATE CAKES!
Dorian: I'M GOING TO KEEP FLEETFOOT
Aelin: *appears out of nowhere and growls and slaps all four men across the face at the same time and takes all the books Aedion is holding, the chocolate cake Chaol is holding, takes Fleetfoot out of Dorian's hands and stomps Rowan's foot and walks away*
Nox: *from the trees* I FOUND HER!
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SJM: Post
HumorThe title is self-explanatory. A collection of opinions, rants, jokes, posts, fanart and fan music on the series Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. This is uncensored and contains a lot of idiotic humor, which can be...
