1. Would you rather get adopted by Feyre and Rhysand or Aelin and Rowan?
Feyre and Rhysand.
2. Would you rather be a Yellowlegs or a Blueblood?
Blueblood. If you're soft hearted, the Bluebloods won't really mind. And Bluebloods are nice.
3. Would you rather marry Aedion or Dorian?
Dorian.
4. Would you rather slap Nesta or slap Manon?
Nesta.
5. Would you rather spar with Manon or with Amren?
With Amren. She won't kill me.
6. Would you rather kiss Rhys or Rowan?
Rhys.
7. Would you rather kill Tamlin or Maeve right now?
Maeve.
8. Would you rather shove a dildo up Maeve or Amarantha's mouth?
Amarantha. Because then she'll realise all the times she tried to rape Rhysand was wrong with that plastic dick in her mouth!
9. Would you rather flirt with Mor or Viviane?
Mor.
10. Would you rather know the real name of The King of Adarlan, or the King of Hybern?
The King of Adarlan.
11. Would you rather marry Azriel or Dorian?
Dorian.
12. Would you rather kick Ianthe's butt or Clarisse's butt?
Clarisse. She takes in 5-year-old girls and forces them to lose their virginities at 10.
13. Would you rather get adopted by Arobynn or Clarisse?
Arobynn. I'm never losing my virginity at 15 or something.
14. Would you rather let Tarquin or Helion make terrible puns?
Helion...XD
15. Would you rather call Dorian a prick or Rhys a prick?
Rhys because it fits him...
16. Would you rather call Rowan an idiot or Azriel a moron?
Rowan an idiot. He can be a sassy butt sometimes..
17. Would you rather hug Aelin or Feyre (assuming they save your home)?
Feyre.
18. Would you rather shake your butt with Viviane or Mor?
Mor.
19. Would you rather dirty dance with Aelin or Dorian?
Aelin.
20. Would you rather piss off Aedion or Manon?
Aedion.
21. Would you rather bitch slap Ianthe or Clarisse?
Clarisse that whore.
22. Would you rather call Tamlin a dick or Rhys a prick? (Hey that rhymes)
Tamlin a dick
23. Would you rather call Lorcan a piss-guzzling shitstick or Cairn a horrible sadist bitch slut bastard?
The latter, though the former is so funny
24. Would you rather adopt Evangeline or get adopted by Lysandra?
Either way, you'll get Evangeline in your family, so get adopted by Lysandra. That way I won't steal Evangeline either
25. Would you rather yell at Evangeline or yell at Aedion?
Yell at Aedion...
26. Would you rather kiss Lysandra or Aelin?
Lysandra.
27. Would you rather call Erawan a "silly pig" or Maeve a "gothic princess"?
Maeve a gothic princess. I love goth and gothic rock music..
28. Would you rather shove a dildo up Tamlin or Beron's ass?
Beron...
29. Would you rather throw a bucket of blue paint at Amarantha or Maeve?
Amarantha because the blue will contrast with her hair and make her look like a Smurf.
30. Would you rather hug everyone in ToG or hug everyone in ACOTAR?
ToG.
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SJM: Post
MizahThe title is self-explanatory. A collection of opinions, rants, jokes, posts, fanart and fan music on the series Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. This is uncensored and contains a lot of idiotic humor, which can be...
