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This is the best Christmas present ever! (Even though it was late lmao.) All of you readers are amazing!
So here we go, more High Lord and Lady things!
1)
High Lords as Days of the Week
Rhys: SATURDAY
Helion: SUNday
Kallias: A nice, chill Tuesday
Tarquin: Friday!
Thesan: Thursday
Beron: Wednesday
Tamlin: MONDAY
2)
Rhys's Contact List
Feyre: Darling
Amren: Tiny ancient one
Cassian: The loud one
Azriel: The quiet one
Morrigan: Dark storm dressed as sunshine
Tarquin: Grand master bling
Lucien: BABY FOX
The Suriel: Spicy tea sipper
Amarantha: Soulless ginger bitch
Tamlin: Tampon
King of Hybern: Used tampon
3)
High Lords as Plants
Rhys: Jasmine; smells nice, looks nice, is nice.
Feyre: Four leaf clover. You're lucky to even get a look at her.
Beron: Cactus. Prickly son of a bitch. Probably bites too tbh.
Kallias: Snow pea. Takes getting used to, is actually kind of sweet.
Helion: Sunflower. He's my son-flower.
Tarquin: Water lily. Sweet. Smol. Protect at all costs!
Thesan: Orchid. Generally loved but, sadly, nobody's favourite.
Tamlin: Venus flytrap; pretty until it crushes you, digests your soul, and uses you to feed its roots. Fake bitch plant. Do not trust.
4)
High Lords as Office Workers
Rhys: Never does any work, but is "somehow" the boss's favourite.
Feyre: The boss.
Kallias: Is forever stressed about the number of crumbs on his keyboard.
Thesan: Uses his computer to Facebook message his bf
Helion: Tries to flirt with boss and gets moved to another desk away from everybody else.
Tarquin: His screensaver and his mousepad are a dolphin.
Tamlin: The one who got fired for sexually harassing the boss.
Beron: Sets fire to the building.
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HumorThe title is self-explanatory. A collection of opinions, rants, jokes, posts, fanart and fan music on the series Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. This is uncensored and contains a lot of idiotic humor, which can be...
