Christian {Phan Short Story} ✓

Chapter 6

Mrs. Lester looked between Dan and Phil in horror.

"Mom-" Phil started, but was cut off.

"Kissing in church, really Phil? This is God's house you should know better than that!" Mrs. Lester scolded.

Dan and Phil looked at each other in utter confusion, then Phil looked back at his mom." What?"

"Is that really all you have to say for yourself? If you want to kiss, fine, I don't care, but making out in God's house is just disrespectful!" Mrs. Lester exclaimed.

"So you don't care that I was kissing a boy?" Phil asked in confusion.

Mrs. Lester laughed which confused Phil even more." Phil, sweetie." Phil's mom placed a hand on Phil's shoulder." We've all known you were gay since you were little. You just wouldn't stop talking about how pretty you thought that blue power ranger was."

Phil blushed as Dan snorted from behind him.

"Now come on, church is starting."

The three of them walked back into the church main room together.

"I told you you'd be fine." Dan whispered in Phil's ear before going to sit by his parents.

Phil sighed as the preacher started talking they were talking about the same thing as last week. The biggest sin of them all, the most horrible, evil thing ever, being gay.

Sometime during the preachers rant on gays a loud groan was heard. The preacher stopped talking to look at the person who groaned.

"Something wrong, Mr. Howell?" The preacher asked.

"Yes, actually." Dan responded.

"And what would that be?" The preacher asked.

"Dan." Mrs. Howell said in a warning tone.

This just made a smirk appear on Dan's face as he leaned forward.

"Well, you see pastor, I just so happen to like sucking dick." Dan paused to see the angry look on most of the church members faces." And I'm not just gay, no no no." Dan stood up and spun around." I'm a flaming homosexual! A complete bottom you could say." Phil blushed a deep red when Dan secretly winked at him.

"Get out." The pastor said angrily.

"Awe, really?" Dan fake pouted.

"Get. Out." The pastor repeated.

"Okay, okay, I can take a hint, Jesus Christ." Dan said, walking towards the doors, but stopping in front of Phil." He's totally in to me." Dan said, not so quietly causing Phil to snort loudly.

The pastor glared at Phil, then glared at Dan till he was out of the door.

After church had finished Phil walked outside to find Dan sitting on the church steps. Dan stood up when he saw Phil and smiled.

"Hi." Dan said.

"Hey." Phil replied, blushing.

"So, you're totally going a date with me." Dan said.

"Is that right?" Phil teased, crossing his arms.

"I gave you you're first kiss you have to." Dan said, with a smug smile.

"Hmm. Well, I guess you got me there, huh?" Phil said." Yeah, I'll go on a date with you Howell."

"I've got another question." Dan said, leaning forward a bit.

"What is it?" Phil asked, also leaning forward.

Their lips were now brushing against each other.

"Can I have your second kiss?" Dan whispered.

Phil nodded and connected their lips. Both of them knew the whole church could probably see them, but neither cared, in the end they were both flaming homosexuals.

End.

A/N Thank you for reading this, seriously. I'll post a bonus chapter of Phan's first date when this book reaches 1k reads! Thanks again.