Abomination (UNDER CONSTRUCTION!)

Payback >:D

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For the rest of the story i'm gonna keep it in Phia's p.o.v.  I hope you guys all had an awesome holiday!!!1

Here I go: Chapter 13 - Payback >:D

Standing up I looked behind me at Jacob, thinking. I headed towards the nearest door I saw and waved my hand towards the kitchen door, he looked confused but followed me anyway. Pushing the door open I saw a couple of curious faces looking at me and Jacob.

I stood frozen in my hunched over position, unsure what I do next. Walking past me Jacob made his way towards a girl with long semi-curly, as he held out his arms she jumped into them. She was giggling as he planted kisses all over her face. Seeing them all lovey-dovey reminded me that I don't have someone like that.... anymore. Thinking of Claude I straightened my back and looked away from them. I felt the others glancing in my direction but I hardly noticed. The feelings I had for Claude were rotting me from the inside out.

Hearing me name being called I turned around. Jacob and the girl weren't ummm weren't doing what they were before, she was running my eyes over my body like the others in the room. "Could you please not check me out?...It's kind of .... weird."

The girl stared at me stunned and burst out in fits of laughter "No- No I didn't mean it. It's just that-" she seemed to be laughing so hard the she didn't have enough air, so I used Ria (air) to give her a chance to explain. She seemed confused about the sudden gust of air in her lungs but shrugged it off, continuing "It's just that we've seen you asleep for so long, I wanted to see how you are awake."

Oh was all I could say. She introduced herself as Reneesme, but she told me to call her Nessie instead. The other two in the room were Emmett, the big bear, and Jasper, the tall blonde. They told me about the rest of their family while I was looking around their house. Remembering why we were here in the first place I walked back into the kitchen and asked Nessie if the house had any cooking oil and feathers.

"What do you need those for?" she asked curiously.

Grinning back at her, with Tristian over my shoulder, I told her it was time for payback >:D. Emmett broke the silence when he erupted in laughter, jumping in front of him I clamped my hands on his mouth, trying to get him to be quiet. I didn't even notice that Tristian slipped off my shoulder and face planted on the ground till he shot up and screamed in pain as he held his bloody nose.

Thinking on my feet I clamped my other hand on Tristian's mouth. Pleading him with my eyes not say anything. Everyone was trying to hold in their laughs when Esme walked in and asked if everything was alright. I looked over her pleading with my eyes for her to take Tristian. Just to add more panic Nessie took a deep breath and looked like she was about to scream. I looked to Jacob for help, nodding, like a sergeant, he snuck behind Nessie and put his mouth on hers. Stifling a giggle Esme stepped in and lead Tristian into the living room.

Regaining my composure I gathered the supplies I needed and headed up the stairs to the floor I was sleeping on. Jacob and Nessie already knew the plan as I got to work, straining not to giggle. I quickly poured the oil all over the hardwood, while Nessie and Jacob set bags with feathers on the ceiling wired to dump out the feathers when we pulled a string.

Grinning devilishly I motioned for them to get the rest of their family. Waiting at the top of the stairs, Tristian reached my first hugging my waist followed by the rest of the Cullens. Jacob handed me a cam corder grinning. Returning the smile with one of my signature devilish grins I tried to flip it open. Nessie had to take it from my turned it on for me and handed it back.