A Cat Never Lies (A Young Justice/Robin Fanfic) ON HIATUS

Chapter 11 - A Deal....

"Urrgh....." I groan as bright sunlight hits my eyes, accompanied by Selina saying, "Rise and shine kitten!" WAY to cheerily. When did she win the lottery? "Go away." I groan, and turn into my pillow.

"Nooooooo!" I hear her shout and I sit up quickly. "What?! is it the Bat?!?" I shout terrified. Then I see her curled up on the floor getting licked to death by like fifty trillion cats. I mean, all I saw saw was tails, fur, and a bit of Selina in th wriggling pile. I glare, swinging my legs over the edge of my bed, and stalking into the kitchen. Where I see the flipping bat. Just standing there. In our living room. In the shadows. "Holy shit!" I screech, jumping up onto the counter. Thank god I wore my costume to bed.

"Are you joining the team?" Is what he says. Wtf really? What a stalker! "Okay! Get it straight stalky Mcstalky pants, you don't creep into someone's house to ask them to join a team of heros, especially if they are a villain!! AND couldn't you have asked this last night?" I shout all in one breath. Wow, must be my new rant record. Usually I just swear at whoever until they crack.

I step down from the counter and face him. Better just get this over with. "If you want me to join the team, you have to give me something." "Like what?" He says in the fricking creepy monotone voice he uses. 

"How about a week of free reign around Gotham?" I state. "I mean, like I, and any any villain associated with me pull off a crime, the justice league or the team can't do anything. At all. Get it?" He nods. And then with a swish of his cape he fricking dissapears. "I need to learn how to do that..." I sigh, and then it sinks in what I got the bat to agree to. "Holy frick whoo hooo!! I scream ecastically only to be tackled by a shouting Selina. "You did it!!" She screams, and we both jump up and down. Last night we agreed on making my a deal with batsy in exchange for me being on his team.

"Gather our friends 'Lina, cause this is gonna get messy!"

~TIME SKIP~

"Okay guys, so here's the plan." I say slapping down a thick was of papers on the round table. I am currently in a warehouse (courtesy of the Joker) with all of the major crime bosses in Gotham. The Joker, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Catwoman, Penguin, Two-Face, Scarecrow, etc.  and even Lex Luthor. The plan is to wreak as much havoc on Gotham in a one week time span and rub it in the Jusitce Leagues face.

The Joker snatches the plans, and quickly flips through. "You know, this could use a few tweaks, cause where is the part where we get to hold a knife to the bats neck!?" He says, then breaks into mad laughter, obviously fantasizing it. Weirdo.

I scowl, and snatch the plans back. "Shut it. If it comes to that, fine you can, but only if I'm there, cause if any of you go and pull of a crime WITHOUT me, you're fair game." I say for like the hundredth time. 

"Now, here's what we're going to do," I state, spreading out the plans. " the first three days, we're just going to amuse as much havoc as possible. Like robbing major banks in daylight, breaking into parties, and-" I stop as I see Jokers mad smile. I sigh. "Fine. And blowing up a building or two." At this the villains cheer. I continue. "On the fourth day, we are going to anger bats, by kidnapping Robin." Everything goes dead quiet. "What? That's suicide!" The penguin shouts. I smirk. "Not exactly Pengy."

"They need me on the team right?" And with the deal they have with me to not interfere they can't do anything about a crime I'm in, right? And kidnapping Robin and threatening his life is a crime, so technically bats can't confront us, but he can ask for Robin back. And when bats comes to us, we plant a tracer on the Batmobile, and boom, we have the location of the batcave."

The villains gaped. Then burst into cheers. "Wha hooo!" The Joker shouted, jumping up onto the table. "It's the downfall of the bat!" I scowled, and shot a bullet up into the ceiling with my pistol. "BANG!"

All attention was snapped to me. I scowled at all of them, and continued. "But only I will be infiltrating the bat cave, AND getting the secret identity of the bat." They were groans of protest at that, but I glared them into silence. Then smirked. "It's all going down.....NOW!"

~TIME SKIP~

I was standing on the docks at Gotham wharf, waiting for Robin and his team to show up. I had Joker, Ivy, Cat, Harley, Penguin, and Two-Face with me. We had sent out a fake crime signal while the Justice League was fighting Ivy's evil regenerating plants all over the world. I tapped my goggles, turning on the night vision on them.

I dart my gaze around, and suddenly, I can see a disturbance in the air, coming closer. The invisible bioship. I give the signal to Joker, who tells Cat, Two-Face, Harley,  and Ivy to start making a mess, and stealing jewels from the shipment that was just sent in. They do so, making a lot of noise along the way.

I can see the jet land about 400 yards away, behind a stack of crates. I nod to Joker and Penguin, who nod back. Penguin and Joker are going to distract the team, while I sneak up behind the bird and knock him out. Then we will all throw down smoke bombs, and take our leave. 

I snap back to attention as I see the team splitting up and heading towards Cat and etc. Then Joker steps out, going behind the group with the bird in it, while Pengy scampers off towards the other.

'Wow.' I think. 'I really need some popcorn.' And see the Joker let out his fricking messed up signature laugh, and they all turn around. They know something is off. The Joker swings his crowbar, stalking closer to the group as they go back, then 3 more people run and join them. Good job Pengy. I have no idea what he did but it worked.

Soon all the villians are leering at the team. They look hesitant, probably because Bats told them never to deal with the big villians alone. Sigh, weak. I mean, they took on the injustice league for crying out loud!

Then Joker takes a wild swing at them with his crowbar, and that sends them into action. Squidkid or something takes Harley and Pengy, while the green archer takes Ivy. Flash Kid I just zooming around tripping everybody up, while the Martian is fighting Cat. Superboy, I think, is going at Two-Face, the high leaves Robin for joker. Perfect. 

As they are fighting, I slip behind them, and with another crowbar, knock the bird out, and throw some smoke bombs down. I catch Robin, and hand him off to Joker. He looks like he wants to protest, but I Cat-glare him into silence. 

We both take our leave, in two inconspicuous sedans, and- What? I got to pick the escape vehicle this time, and it actually needed to me inconspicuous, not like an army van. Listen and pears people, listen and learn. Villians went in the car, and I would use my motorcycle to get to the warehouse with Robin. 

They head off and I get on my epic cat-cycle, it's purple and black, with spots of white with leopard print. It's different that a normal motorcycle, as I based it off of the bone structure of a cheetah. It's more streamlined, faster, and more awesome than Birdie's here.

I carefully place Robin on the front of the motorcycle as if he was driving, and I got on behind him. I placed his hands on the handlebars and put my hand on top of them. On the cat-cycle, you only have to pull back the handlebars to get going, no pedals needed, and we headed out.