Warrior Spoofs!!!

Hilary Cation Pt. 2!!

(narrator= Bold Letters)
And so the campaigns began.
We're live with TrumpCat at ShadowClan after Hilary took the most votes to win ThunderClan.
Random Cat: :hold up mic to Mythspirit, Mintpool, and Braveheart:
All: WE DIDNT VOTE FOR ANY OF DOES WEIRDOS DEY ARE STUPID LIARS AND VARI RUDE ):(
Random Cat: O.o ok su dat was ThunderClan live sir!
Wonderful (despicable cats).
Random Cat: Wut sir 0.0
NOTHING! Anyways live to ShadowClan! The best clan! NOW.
R.C. (RandomCat): Ye-yes sir!
(Transitions to ShadowClan)
TrumpCat:...AND I SHALL BUILD A WALL TO KEEP ALL DEM GROSS OTHER CLANERS OUT!
Tigerheart: Nuuuu I won't be able to see Dovie and taste her famouse Dove Chocolate evar again DX
TrumpCat: AND DOSE KITTYPETS WONT GET IN EITHER!!!
Some cat in crowd: DATS RACI-
:is punched in face by Brokenstar:
Brokenstar:SHHHHHHHH!!!
Everyone: :walks up to voting stands:
R.C.: Sir who should I vote for?
TIGERSTA-erm sorry I mean TrumpCat. Or if u vote other wise :claw opening noise:
R.C.: OK SIR D:
Brokenstar: :dramamticly slowly puts vote in for TrumpCat:
Voice: WAIT!!!! STAHP
Everyone: :stops: OH MAI STARCLAN IS HILARY CATION
TrumpCat: NUUUU
Hilary Cation: :rides horse into camp:
Brokenstar: :tail is steeped in: OH MAI GAWD U BROKE MAI TA- oh wait it's already broken :(
Horse: VOTE FOR HILARY SHES DA BEST!! :winks:
Everyone: Ok :D
U has a talking horse so we trust u :3
TrumpCat: NUUUU HURRY MAI FOLLOWERS TO RIVERCLAN NEXT!
Brokenstar/R.C.: Ok
TrumpCat: Wait ur Mai only followers
I has a sad life :(
TrumpCat: OFF WE GO!!!
The OC's: NUUUU!!!
Mintpool: WAIT! CHAILD COME HERE!!!
Scourge: YUSH MOMMIE :3?
Mintpool: Operation Hilary ):3
Scourge: Yes mommie :3
Scourge: :walks onto a large boulder:
Boulder: HEY GET OFF ME U BIG DUM DUM
Scourge: D: MOMMIE HE CALLED ME A DUM DUM
Mintpool: OH NU HE DIDNT :karate chops Boulder:
Boulder: Tacocat is tacocaT backwards...:passes out:
Scourge: thanks mommie :3
Mintpool: Ur welcome
Mythspirt: HURRY STAHP DA CATS!!
Braveheart: YUSH!
Scourge: VOTE FOR NO ONE AND I WONT LET DA RATS I HAVE CAGED OUTSIDE UR CAMP IN
PLUS DEY HAVE RABIES :D
Everyone: .... SKREMZ NUUU NOT DA FUILTHY RATS D: :table flips all da voting stands:
Mintpool: YUSH
Scourge: Mommie I loaf u :3
Mintpool: Still not ur mom
BUT OKIE DOKIE :D
(Where R.C. and the others went)
R.C.: SIR WHERE ALMOST TO RIVERCLAN
WHY ARE U YELLING SU LOUD?!?
R.C.: (weird girly skreming in background) Well were being chased by Twolegs sir...
And whose screaming?
R.C.: TrumpCat
TrumpCat: OH MAI GAWD PLZ SAVE ME FROM MAI OWN KIND
I KNOW I WAS A BAD PERSON
BUT
I
LOAF
WALLS
DEY
ARE
BAE
Everyone:...
R.C.: OH GAWD LOOK OUT DERES A TRE- :all ram into tree:
Miatystar: Lemme guess more Pokemon Goers?
TrumpCat: Wall wall build wall now :passes out:
Brokenstar: WHERE HERE FOR A CAMPAIGN SO THE CATS CAN CHOOSE OUR NEW LEADER FOR ALL DA CLANS
Mistystar: No.
Brokenstar: But D:
Mistystar: No.
Brokenstar: But but but D:
Mistystar: NU CUTS NO BUTTS NO COCONUTS
Brokenstar: D:
R.C.: What if I give u dis ):3? :hands Dove Chocolate Bar with Extra Catnip:
Mistystar: Come in :) :grabs and shoves it in mouth:
TrumpCat: :wakes: :coughs: :sits at the high rock thingy: KEEP ALL THE WATER TO PUR SELVES AND DONT LET DEM OTHER CATS DEINK IT MUHWAHWAHWAH!!
Leopardstar: Well we tried that and well...failure.
Brokenstar: UR A FAILURE DRYPAW
Mythspirit: :gasps: U PANSYCAKE
Everyone: :jaw drops:
Mythspirit: HUEHUEHUE BAI
:rides away with Mintpool on the CatNip Chariot:
Everyone: ok den...
TrumpCat: JOIN ME AND WE SHALL RULE DA WURLD
Most of RiverClan: OKIE :D
(In WindClan)
Hilary Cation: I HILARY CATION PROMISE YOU RABBITS EVERYDAY IF U PROMISE NEVER TO UNFOLLOW ME!
WindClan: :cheers: WE'LL VOTE AT THE GATHRING!
(Time Skip to the gathering)
Let's she the results ):)
Starstar: I LEADER OR STARCLAN WILL READ THE RESULTS!
Everyone: Okie :D
Starstar: AHEM AND THE POLLS ARE IN
TRUMPCAT: 1
HILARY CATION: 2
Hilary Cation: MUHWAHWAHWAH I WI-
Mythspirit: MERP NERP DERP!
:punches Hilary Cation and TrumpCat into portal:
Everyone: 0.0
R.C.: Umm boss
Call me uncle son cuz I'm TigerStar
Lionblaze: NUUUUUUU!!!!
(Real Wurld)
:both fall on top of each other:
Fred: BOOOOO U GUYS STINK LEIK WET CATS!

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Any jokes that hurt your feelings it's just based off stuff Trump did and said.
I don't wanna make people sad, mad, or annoyed.
Just wanna make people laugh :3
Just thought I should put that.
I know some people like Trump.
SO DONT READ THIS BOOK IF U LIKE HIM.
Just thought it was a good idea to put this.
Thanks mai beautiful turtlez :3
-Mythie

Btw guys 789 words :O