((I'm back alive ^-^))
((Oh yes it's coming soon my friends))
((No excessive homework today))
Trump Cat: YOU WILL OBEY MEH
Hillary Cattion: NO, I WILL LEAD YOU TO FREEDOM FROM THIS FREAK
Mythspirit: Why should we trust you, I mean you seem worse than him
Yet I still don't care for either of you two
Cattion: He...likes...
...
...
...
...
Braveheart: Zzzzzz...
Cattion: TEEN TITANS GO!
Mintpool: *gasp* THOSE GUYS STOLE MY CATNIP((When you accidentally post this part XD))
Spottedstorm: :rushes kits and apprentices into den: You must never ever see this show, I'll damage your mind.
Scarstar ( StealthstarCat ): TAKE A DUMP FOR TRUMP
Bluestar: YOU BOTH GO AWAYTrumpCat: OH COME ON SHES WORSE
I MEAN
JUST
UH
LOOK
UH
UH
UH
LOOK AT HER FACE!Braveheart: Have you looked in a mirror lately :puts on shades:
Everyone: OOOOOOOOHHHH SICK BURNNNNNNN
TrumpCat: HA U CANT OFFEND ME!
Cattion: What about his hair? Or should I say wig.
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TrumpCat: ;-; i have been deeply offended :crawls into hole:
Cattion: HA ONLY I CAN RULE NOW!
Mythspirit/Braveheart: :with shades on: Mother Russia doesn't like Cattion. She will pay. *Russian Accent* :launches missile:
((Thinks in head: Hmmmm I think I may be Russian. Like how I think I may be part Australian. The Russian may be more likely. Ehh. For now I'll just watch Yuri On Ice and just think about how I look like both of the two main Russian characters thanks to my friends who said I did. Why am I even saying this again. Umm. Idk. My brain is weird. Welp. Um anyone can just say I'm weird and awkward here and I'll just continue the story. Also Cuzzieh, do you know if we be part Russian. That'd be cool. Idk why, but I think it would.))
ThunderClan: :constant screaming:
Spottedstorm: :leads everyone to a bomb shelter that are good characters:
((Spottedstorm- Most Responsible Character 2017 :claps and whipes a tear away:))Bluestar: Uh. :grabs all Pokemon of the Warriir Cats Multivere magicly and hides in Undertale: IM SAFE
Mythspirit: :looks at Braveheart: Uh, what do we do now?
Braveheart: Uhhhhh idk
Mythspirit: We be tacocats soon cuzzieh ;-;
Mintpool: I IS HERE TO SAVE YOU FROM THE BOMB :is on Catnip Chariot with Scourage: LET US GO ON FOURTH AND TAKE MY CATNIP BACK FROM THE TEEN TITAINS! TO BEYOND THE 4TH WALL!
Braveheart/Mythspirit: :ride Catnip Chariot:
Hawkfrost: Cool fireworks bro :looking into sky:
Bratstar: Well for one, we are not bros homie we be mortal enemies, two
WERE
ALL
GOING
TO
DIE!!!!!
Hawkfrost: Lel I'm already ded :drinks smoothie while wearing glasses on a pink lawn chair: Also don't you have like, 9 million lives?
Bratstar: I hate you so much and no ironically the author her decided I be on MY LAST LIFE :stares at author with intense rage:
Me: lelele idc
TrumpCat: :looks out of hole: WERE ALL GOING TO DIE DX! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
Cattion: MY FAULT? ITS YOUR STUPID HAIR'S FAULT
TrumpCat: *gasp* WHAT DID YOU CALL MY HAIR!?
Scarstar: She called it dumb. :sits in multiversal portal with Bill on the background: Anyways I'm going to leave before I die GOOD BYE :portal closes:
TrumpCat: :screams going Super Saiyan:
Cattion: :does same:
Both: :start to do the Kamehameha Wave:
Both: KA......ME....
Startstar: WAIT
Both: :look: What ):U
Startstar: For one that missile is still coming and two, two of those would likely destroy the world.
Both: SHA.....
Startstar: If you guys don't stop, I'll unleash the monster.
Both: HE...
Startstar: I warned you guys. :shrugs and opens a time vortex/multiverse portal:
Burnie Sanders: :comes out of portal:
Both: :laugh so hard:
Burny Sanders: :turns into giant Barney Sanders: WELL HELLO THERE KIDS!
TrumpCat: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cattion: I AM NOT A CHILD
Barney Sanders: :drop kicks TrumpCat back to our dimension and breaks missile in half: Hmmmmmmm... :turns into Barbie Sanders:
Cattion: AHHHHHHHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING :jumps back to our world with Trump:
Everyone: :suddenly appears back in camp: YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
ThunderClab: :celebration ((even tho the Shadowclan clan leader was there))
Narrator: And they lived happily ever after with Burny Sanders as the clans' might ruler.
The End
Scarkit: But, Bill is cooler
Narrator: Correct, but he is to busy talking to Darkstalker
Scarkit: Oh.
Ok
Mythkit: THEROIES! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!
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