Tigerstar: Hmmmm I feel like we need a boarder to keep all those StarClan cats out and stop getting stuck in here and whining that they can't get out or go home...CUZ DERE SU FLIPPIN ANNOYING ):U
Thistleclaw: Bluetsar chased me out and now I can never see mai chaild or Snowy again D:
ALL I DID YAS TRAIN WITH U GUYS AND WUT DID ASHFUR DO?!? TRIED TO MURDER 4 CATS INCLUDING FIRESTAR AND HOW IS HE STILL IN STARCLAN?!!? CUZ HE LOVED TO MUCH I MEAN IF U LOVE SOMEONE SU MUCH Y DID U TRY TO MURDER THE CAT U LOVED'S DAD?!?? AND HER "KITS"?!? TO PUNISH HER BECAUSE SHE DIDNT LOVE U DUDE SHE DID NOTHING WRONG :breathes lying on ground:
Everyone: O.o...
Tigerstar: Ok then...EVERYONE SEE WUT I MEAN?!?
Brokenstar: YUSH
Tigerstar: OK DEN MAI CHAILD FIND SOMEONE DAT CAN HELP US
Hawkfrost: YESH DADDY :D U FAINALLY LOVE ME MORE THAN DAT STUPID BRAMBLESTAR
Tigerstar: Well he did become leader and u deid in one blow...
Hawkfrost: HEY :(
Tigerstar: NOW GO MAI CHAILD
Thistleclaw: SNOWY DX
Tigerstar: AND SOMEONE GET HIM OUTTA HERE
Thistleclaw: StarClan :D?!?!
Tigerstar: Nu further away from me maybe deeper into the forest.
Thistleclaw: Wut...NUUUUUUUUU... :is dragged away deeper into forest:
(In da living wurld)
Hawkfrost: Heheheh now who to choose...ah...he'll help ):)
P.S. Can anyone guess who it is (and NU CHEETING BROS)
(Back in da dark forest)
Hawkfrost: DADDY BE PROUD OF ME!!!!! I FOUND SOMEONE
Tigerstar: Who is it ):3
Hawkfrost: TRUMP CAT :D
TrumpCat: BUILD A WALL
(Wall appears)
Everyone: :O
Tigerstar: U ARE NOW KINGED BEST CHAILD :gives him prom crown and sash reading "BEST CHAILD EVAR":
Hawkfrost: YAY DADDY LOVES ME :D
:hugs:
Tigerstar: NUUUU TOUCHING ):O
Hawkfrost: Sowwrie :(
(In StarClan)
Everyone: :staring at wall:
Firestar: What da heck?!?
Snowfur: NUUU MAI HUSBAND DX
Thistleclaw: NUUUUUUUU
Whitestorm: Daddy D:
DU LIEST GERADE
Warrior Spoofs!!!
De TodoFunny Warrior cat spoofs :D!!! WARNING!!!: If ur not into making fun of politics, Donald Trump, Hilary Clition,Burnie Sanders, Oboma,da evil turtlez,and other junk read no further. Unless u love read total derp stuff XD HAVE FUN READING MAI AMAZING...
