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Jayfeather: Firestar come here
Firestar: Mk
Jayfeather: You have 30 minutes to live before you evaporate into nothing
Firestar: WHAT D: BUT I HAVE SO MUCH STUFF LEFT TO DO IN LIFE
Jayfeather: You're already ded -_-
Firestar: Oh right BUT STILL D:
Jayfeather: There is only one cure...Eat a waffle...
Firestar: NUUUUU YOULL NEVAR GET ME TO EAT IT! :runs out of medicine cat den:
Mythspirit: EAT DA WAFFLE ):D
Braveheart: EAT IT :D
Lionblaze: :chains him up: Sorry D: Scourge threatened to unleash the rats on ThunderClan if I didn't
Firestar: U SHALLZ PAY
Jayfeather: BRING DA WAFFLE
Greystripe: :dramamticly gives waffle on pillow:
Mintpool: WAIT D: :sprinkles catnip on it:
Mythspirit: :takes waffle shove it in his mouth: FEED UR KNOWLEDGE :D
Firestar: :with waffle shoved in mouth: NUUUUUUUUUUUU
:tastes catnip:
Wait a second...
:eyes go swirly:
Hollyleaf: EVERYONE EVACUATE D:!!!
Firestar: :goes phyco:
:world blows up:
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Warrior Spoofs!!!
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