Duck

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Duck: Quack
Mythspirit: OH MAI GAWD A DUCKIE :D
Mintpool: DUCKIE :D
Braveheart: DUCK :3
ThunderClab: DUUUUUUUUUCK
Duck: Quacker
Mythspirit: IT WANTS A QUANKER
Mintpool: CATNIP QUACKER :D
Braveheart: I GOT ONE :D
:holds up non poisoned cracker:
Mythspirit: FEED DA DUCK :D
Mintpool: FEED DA DUCK :secretly fills cracker with catnip:
ThunderClan: :chants: FEED DA DUCK :D FEED DA DUCK :D FEEEED DAAAA DUUUUCK :DDD
Braveheart: :gives duck cracker:
Duck: :spits it out: EWWWW DAT TASTED LIKE TRUMPCATS FEET
WHAT WAS DAT
Mintpool: :shoves catnip into its beak: FEED UR BRAIN :D
Duck: OH MAI GAWD ITS TERRIBLE
Mintpool: What did u say? :serious eye twitch:
Mythspirit: EVERYONE EVACUATE D:
Braveheart: :grabs IPhone and Shawn Medes: OK D:
Mintpool: SKREEEEECH
Duck: Oh seagull poop D:
Mintpool: :roasts duck with memes,insults,and acctual Fire:
Duck: D: :dies:
Scourge: MOMMY IM HERE TO MURDURE DA DU-
Oh
WELL I CAN STILL COOK IT TO EAT :D
:slices Duck's head off:
(At the huge Thunder Clan feast)
Shawn: :tastes Catnip while eating duck: Eww what is this stuff?
Mintpool: :eyes go red:
ThunderClan: OH NUUUUUUU D:
Shawn Medes: WELL I'LL BE NEEDING STITCHES D: 

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