Truth or dare book Gravity Falls

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Mabel: Dipper, where is the letter?

Dipper: I don't knoowww???

Gideon: *knocks door*

Mabel: I'll get it! *opens door* GIDEON!? What are YOU doing here?

Gideon: Mabel, I don't wanna scare y'all but, *sigh* I have this for ya.

Dipper: *takes letter and reads it* Holy!! Seriously?!

Mabel: WHAT WHAT WHAT?? *grabs letter*
I have to spend 24 hours with Gideon?! No offence Gid, but I'm over you. There's no way we'll get back to what used to be.

Gideon: No Mabel! I'm just sayin' that maybe we can spend the time as umm.. Friends? And do friend stuff together!

Mabel: I don't know... Maybe Dipper can come along too? Like, it didn't say we had to be together ALONE, right?

Gideon: Sure! Mabel, I will prove to you that I've changed! *sees Avory* Ooo, who you've got there?

Mabel: Ummm.. *"What the heck?!"*

Gideon: *to Avory* Wanna hang out sometime beauty?

Avory: *coldly* NO.

Gideon: S-sure, whatever you say darlin'

Dipper: You wanna do this or not?

Gideon: S-sure! Let's do this!

Mabel: Let's prank call people!

Gideon: Good idea!

Dipper: *random call received* Ha! Perfect timing! *picks up* Hello?

Caller: Hello! This is xxx Car insurance company! May I know what car do you drive?

Dipper: I don't drive, driver does. *giggles*

Caller: May I know how much the car's worth?

Dipper: I'll ask, a sec. *muffles voice, pretending to ask* Um... A million I guess?

Caller: *shocked* May I know what car is it?

Dipper: A bus.

Caller:*hangs up*

Mabel: *laughs* OH MY GOSH Bro bro you are a pro!!

Gideon: oh! Oh! I've got an idea! Let me try!
*calls Beauty club X*

Reception: Hello?

Gideon: Hello, I would like to join the club.

Reception: Ok, I would like you to ask you some questions. First, I'd need your name.

Gideon: Vanessa Dracula

Reception: Ok... Date of birth?

Gideon: 1690, 29th of May.

Reception: Ok... Address?

Gideon: Bran Castle, Romania

Reception: Ok... So, Vanessa Dracula, 29th May 1690, Lives at Bran Castle, Romania. Wait, what?!

Gideon: *hangs up* What do y'all think?

Mabel and Dipper: *laughing like a doofus* Genius!

//time skip//

Gideon: *roleplaying* But ma poor love! The king of monsters forbids your stay! You shall leave, even if... It breaks ma heart! *dramatic pose*

Mabel: *giggles* *roleplaying* every thing slowly fades out in the flow of time... But Our love shall never end. *dramatic pose*

Dipper: *roleplaying* *pretend deep voice* I therefore execute you human invader. Do you have any last words?

Mabel: *roleplaying* Yes! Your majesty, I-

//time up!//

Mabel: Welp, next time! We will finish the story!

Gideon: *flirtatiously* Nice script, darlin'

Avory: *creepy* Stop talking like that or I'll rip your insides out.

Gideon: *terrified* S-sure thing!

Mabel: Wow, Gid, I never knew you can eat like that!

Gideon: *blush* yep, no one else on Earth can eat ice cream by their noses!

Avory: That's kinda gross but cool at the same time.

Gideon: R-really? You think so?

Avory: *walks away* Still gross.

Mabel: Wait a minute... Do you... Like HER?!

Gideon: Of-c-course not! Bill will kill me if I did!

Bill: *appears behind him* Then you'd be long dead.

Gideon:  B-bill! Wha-

Bill: *about to kill Gideon*

Mao: BILL!!! What did I say?

Bill: *sighs* No Killing people. Especially friends.

Mao: That's right! Now can you help me out in the Groceries?

Bill: Coming...

You: Is that it?

Me: Yep.