Stan:*finds letter and reads it* This is getting weird.
Mabel: Grunkle Stan you found the letter! Dipper!!! I Found It!!! *runs upstairs*
Dipper: That's great! I was starting to worry!
Mao: Yoo hoo!! Another great dare! Right Billy?
Bill: That depends... *hugged by Mao...again*
Mabel: Dipper, if you please. *pretends to be formal*
Dipper: Bill Cipher, thou hast to kiss thy pig Waddles before thou run on the sideway yelling that thou is bananas in pyjamas. Thou understand?
Bill: Excuse me? All that 'formal' stuff is nuts.
Dipper: *sighs* Kiss Waddles and yell "I am Banana in Pyjamas" in the public.
Mao: Dip and Mab were trying to make things fun! Use that big brain of yours!
Bill: Why don't you just say so?
Mabel:Cuz Waddles is born ready! *puts lipstick on it*
Dipper: Wait, now?
Bill: Not now when?
Mao, April and Mabel: *chanting* Kiss the pig!! Kiss the pig!! Kiss the pig!!
Bill: Here goes nothing...*kisses waddles on the cheek*
Mabel:YAY!! *takes pictures*
Bill: Ok, now what?
Mao: Banana in Pyjamas!!!
[I added a little funny pic. ENJOY!]
Bill: Why am I supposed to do all this public humiliation stuff while you meat sacks just sit down and eat peanuts!!
Mao: Bill!? I'm allergic to PEANUTS!
Bill: How am I supposed to know that!?
--Awkward silence--
Dipper: Should we just roll with the dare?
Bill: You're right pine tree. *goes out* *far away* I'M A BANANA IN PYJAMAS! PYJAMAS ON A BANANA!!
Unnamed townsfolk: Do you know I'm trying to sleep!?
Bill: WhosleepsbeforeeightpmisafreakandIamrunningoffbeforeyoucanprocessmyentiresentencebyeeeee
Mabel:*gratefully* Hefinallyunderstandsmyformofspeechart..* tear runs down chin*
Bill:*chased by a group of people* uggghwhyaretheresomanyfreakswhoreallysleepsbeforeeightandcanprocessmysentencebutthinksIamtherealfreakheyImjustdoingadare!!
Mao: Don't let them get you!! RUN!!!
Bill: *runs back into the shack* WHO THE HECK MADE ME DO THIS
Dipper: Who knows.
Mabel: Bill LOOK! A second part!
Bill: Not again!
Mabel: Kiss....*muffling*
Avory: *covers her mouth* Stop licking my hand, mabel.
Bill: *reads second part* Holy Nachos! Kissing again!? Why me!!!
Mao: Cuz you're the charming-est! Who's the lucky one?
Mabel: Human GIFfany!!!
Soos: Wasn't she deleted?
Mao: Reprogramming!!!
Dipper: Me again... *turns on laptop*
April: Can I help? *sits next to Dipper*
Mabel:*giggling* Look...*points to the last line ,"i dare April and Dipper to go on a date."*
Mao, Avory: Ooh.
-----Time Skip-----
Dipper: We did it! The return of GIFfany! *shows laptop*
Mabel: No offence bro, it says HUMAN GIFfany.
April: Here. * shows a 3D printer, with human GIFfany lying on it*
Soos: Dudes, this is a bad idea... *ran away*
GIFfany: Hi. I am GIFfany, a student of magic bloom academy-
Bill: Let's do this quick. *kisses her in the cheek.* *destroys laptop, deleting her, again.*
Dipper: Noooo! My work!!!
April: It's ok. Wanna get a cup of ice cream and chill? *slight blush*
Dipper: Yea. Want to fetch some ice cream Mabel?
Mabel: No thanks, I have something else to do. *evil grin*
April: Should we go now? *blush*
Dipper:*blush* Of course! *walks with April*
Mabel :*secretly follows them and takes pictures of them eating ice cream* He'll thank me later.
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Truth or dare book Gravity Falls
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