Mabel: *takes letter from Avory* Thanks for getting 'em for us, Avory.
Avory: *looks at Me* A poor excuse not to write a good intro.
Mabel: *reads, yells* Great Uncle Ford! The dare needs you!!
Ford: *goes upstairs* How can I help?
Mabel: *shows letter* So, investigate dorito Bill or meeting Skelebros?
Bill: *yells* WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A FXXKING DORITO?!!?
Mao: I KNOW, right? It's not like a dorito can be as hot as you!
Ford: Who is this "Papyrus" and "Sans"..?
Avory: Skeletons named after a literal font.
*brings Lunastamiane into this dimension*Lunastamiane : Hi!
Ford: Maybe I'd see the Skelebros..?
Lunastamiane : LET'S GO!
Avory: *accompanies them to Sans and Papyrus' house*
Sans: *sees them* hey. what are you guys doin' here?
Papyrus: GREETINGS, AVORY! ARE THOSE YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS?
Avory: Yes. They'd like to meet you. *sits on their couch*
Ford: Unbelievable! Living skeletons without muscle and skin?
Sans: kinda. i guess. who are you, anyway?
Lunastamiane : You can call me Luna. And this nerdy guy over here is Stanford, or Ford.
Ford: Hi. *remembers something* Wait. Avory, do you have my portable x-ray machine?
Avory: *throws the thing at him* I do.
Ford: *writes a new entry in Journal 3* This is a new discovery! *scans Papyrus with the x-ray machine*
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU SCANNING ME FOR AWESOMENESS? BECAUSE I CAN SEE THEM IN MY EVERY BONE! NYEH HEH HEH!!
Sans: i thought he was just scanning for bones.
Papyrus: OH NO! THAT JUST MAKES ME A REGULAR SKELETON! HUMAN! I DEMAND THAT YOU STOP SCANNING ME! IT IS HUMILIATING!
Ford: *stops* oh. Okay. *writes "Sentient Creatures with no blood or muscle... How do they work?" *
Sans: hey luna. why did that guy have six fingers?
Ford : I was born with it!
Lunastamiane : Sans, what did the Gaster say?
Sans: wing ding ding ding ding.*laughs*
Lunastamiane : *laughs* Have you eaten a clock?
Sans: no. it was too time consuming. *evil grin and looks at Lunastamiane *
Lunastamiane : *evil grins back*
Papyrus: IGNORE MY BROTHER. HE JOKES WHENEVER HE CAN.
Ford: How do you eat?
Papyrus: WE PUT IT IN OURS MOUTHS AND SWALLOW IT! WAIT A SECOND... SKELETONS HAVE NO THROAT AND STOMACH! I GENUINELY HAVE NO IDEA!
Ford: How are you able to talk if you have no throat?
Papyrus: I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SKELETON BIOLOGY!
Sans: we somehow can speak without vocal cords. cool enough.
Lunastamiane : *nods* true.
Avory: It's time for dinner. * sends Ford and Lunastamiane back home*
Lunastamiane : OH COME ON!!
Avory: The dare is finished.
Ford: We'll investigate the dorito thing next time. Shall we?
Lunastamiane : YES !!! The truth is there, somewhere! *not-so-dramatic leaving sequence brought to you by Avory*
Bill: Hey!! I can hear the words from your mouth hole and they OFFEND me!
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