{Not so} Daily whines

59. PULL IT UP AND CRACK THAT WHIP Patrick! - 18/8

OmFG I had the weirdest dream last night like bahaha okay lemme explain #dont judge lmao

Sooo I was in like a cooking class in like a master chef type kitchen, working across from...

Stella.

the dream was already getting wild oh dear.
so idk we had to make some food obviously and the menu was a tad weird and not like a usual meal that you would serve

TODAYS! MENU!
Mince
pancakes
pasta spirals

:')
...uhm yEAH ?¿

so I didn't know what the fridge I was doing so I look to my right to copy what the girl next to me is doing, she put the pasta in a measuring cup and then walked off and put it somewhere

SO I DID THE SAME and y'know I never saw the pasta again it just vanished.. I fed it to a hydra idk

I still had the mince and pancake to cook so I got a pan and put it on the stove and poured the pancake mixture that magically appeared into it

BUT HERES THE WEIRD PART

so I got another pan and put the mince in it then put that pan like directly on top of the one with the pancake in it???

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME uM

but before I could question my cooking skills ex hoe BFF who I had only just noticed now, comes over to Stella and gives her a cup full of something I CANT SEE bc there's like a high bench top between me n Stella's cooking stations IDK

so that made me suspicious like
is tht drugs? sum secret spices? a bag of balloons?

no idea.

so I go back to my stacked pans and cook the mince even though the pancake's pan is below it?? IDFK I WAS CONFUSED BUT NOT BC IT WAS NORMAL IN MY DREAM K

so I'm cookin the mince and making it nice n brown when ALL OF A SUDDEN

A BIG PILE OF GRATED CHEESE RANDOMLY APPEARS IN MY MINCE

well I was pissed AF and basically shouted "WHO THE HELL DID THIS."  while staring at it for a couple minutes

automatically knowing it was Stella from Hella however I whip my head up and accuse her and she doesn't protest so I'm like ha gotcha red handed Hun

and y'know I should've scooped out the pile of cheese BUT AGAINST MY WILL I MIX IT ALL TOGETHER AND NO I DIDNT GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.

I got some mince with cheese and SOME GODDAMN CORN ASWELL

so I was looking like Luke when Michael called him Michael