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- NEW CHAT 2:44 PM -

sushitrash: Hey, that's pretty gay.

iDubbbz: what the fuck. what?

sushitrash: But so am I. Wassup I'm George.

iDubbbz: well hello George

sushitrash: what'd you think about my pickup line

iDubbbz: pretty fucking gay

iDubbbz: but good lmao

sushitrash: c;

iDubbbz: Oh so um how was that fest of foods?

sushitrash: oh it was pretty great the food wasn't as great this year but it was still fun

iDubbbz: oooo that's cool? buy anything?

sushitrash: 4views

iDubbbz: what

sushitrash: I bought a mini guitar and an alpaca

iDubbbz: YOU BOUGHT A FUCKING WHAT?!?!

iDubbbz: dude I don't think Max will let you stay at his place anymore if you own one

iDubbbz: you know that's a lot of work right?

sushitrash: //Sent Attachment\\

iDubbbz: oh. that looks pretty fluffy

iDubbbz: IS THAT REAL FUR?!?!

iDubbbz: T R I G G E R E D

sushitrash: might be idk it's really soft though

iDubbbz: what does the guitar look like?

sushitrash: I didn't send a picture of that cause a guitar is a guitar

iDubbbz: well

iDubbbz: did Max buy anything?

sushitrash: Yeah, a dress... Not sure why though.

iDubbbz: look I gotta go fat cunt wants to do a stream

sushitrash: alright dude um bye and love you

iDubbbz: yeah... Love you bye

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[A/N]

LMAO SO yeah

Thing about joji going to a food fest is sort of real

I did go to one and what I said about the food was true

I didn't buy a dress I did thought buy that 20 FUCKIN DOLLAR ALPACA and a uke

Like last year it was 7 fucking dollars that alpacas but thank fuck I brought 40 cause I really wanted it

Also something in this chapter is an Easter eggs to what I might write next

Oh and thanks sOOO MUCH
BringMeATacoCat

For that joke at the beginning

And yep

Bye thank you all for reading voting and commenting love ya all

AND LAST MESSAGE I AM THE DAD