"Aw! They're so cute! We should post it on Instagram" I groaned as I heard people talking in hushed tones. I tried to roll over, before realising someone had their arms wrapped tightly around me.
I lazily opened one eye. Their stood 8 people with phones staring at me. I looked at them all. Zayn was the only one not there. I look up, there was Zayn holding me tightly. This is actually quite comfy, I could get used to this. Zayn's lips were slightly parted making him look really hot, even though he is already really hot.
I close my eyes again, but before I could make the journey to sleep, Louis ruined it. "YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO GO BACK TO SLEEP! YOU CAN'T JUST WAKE UP, CHECK ZAYN OUT, THEN GO BACK TO SLEEP! THAT IS AGAINST THE CARROT LAWS" Louis jabbed my side. My reflexes kicked in and I flung myself away from him, which ended up on top of Zayn. Crap.
Sadly, at that time Zayn had decided to wake up. "Ello, love" his thick Bradford accent rang through the air. "Heyyy" I say awkwardly. His arms were still limiting me from moving anywhere.
"Just kiss already" exclaimed Louis. I feel my cheeks heat up.
"Ok"
"Wait? Wha-" Zayn cut me off by smashing his lips against mine. I feel him smirk into the kiss. I giggle.
"I said kiss! Not 'oh yeah let's destroy Louis' mind by doing the nasty in front of him' Ugh" Louis sassed.
We pulled apart and both raised an eyebrow at Louis.
"We were kissing, nothing more" Zayn rolled his eyes.
"No, you were just about to start making babies"
"Weren't!"
"Were to, and Fizzy would love to have your babies, Zayn!" Louis smirked.
"Oh my god! Not true! Louis- whatever the fuck your middle and last name is, I'm going to kill you!" I growl. I pull out of Zayn's grip and jump up.
"Uh... Zayn, this is the part where you tell her to come back to bed or well the sand, and then she listens to you and leaves me alone" Louis slowly backed away.
"Nah lad, you deserve it" Zayn replied.
"ZAYN YOU TRATER!" Louis screamed.
I stalked up to him. I then flung my leg straight up. Louis doubled over in pain.
"Don't blame me if you're never able to make babies" I say innocently.
"Bitch!" He groaned, still on the ground.
"Huh- what? I don't see any dogs around here! Gosh, are you secretly blonde, cause you sure are acting like one" I smirk at him.
"Tell... T-tell my mum that it's your fault that I can't make her grandchildren and for her not to kill me for getting beaten up by a girl" Louis pretends to die.
"Drama queen" I mutter.
"Excuse me? You did not just go there" he magically comes back to life. Dumbass.
"Oh but I did"
"I shall defeat you with my carrot!" He glances around before realising there are no carrots around. He glances down at his 'little buddy' Oh man...
"I shall fight you with this" he flops his penis out. Harper and Ami start shrieking. Addi turns away and continues flirting with Harry.
"For the love of kittens! Put it away" shrieks Ami. Such an innocent being.
Louis starts walking towards her like a sumo wrestler, letting it flop around whilst he was walking. Ami ran off to the waves, diving in and becoming a mermaid.
"Nice going, you scared her off" Addi states, her eyes never leaving Harry.
"Mate, put it away" Liam says, politeness filling his voice, though, with a hint of irritation.
"Fine, dad" Louis puts it away.
"Aye Fizzy?" Louis looked at me innocently.
"What do you want Louis?" I raise an eyebrow at him.
"If you had a penis, what would be the first thing you'd do?" He smirked.
"Oh, I'd do the windmill or run down the street screaming 'willy! Willy! I got a willy'." I say bluntly. Everyone pissed themselves laughing. "You're so blunt!" Exclaimed Harry. "It's a gift" I flip my hair. "THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED!" The boys started singing.
"HAIR ON THE FLOOR LIKE MY MEMORY OF HIM" us girls sing back. By this stage Ami was back on land.
"WE KNEW EVERY LINE, NOW WE CAN'T REMEMBER HOW IT GOES, BUT I KNOW THAT I WON'T FORGET HER!"
"IS IT ALL A DREAM 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA STAY AWAKE, BUT I WON'T REMEMBER A THING!"
"CAUSE YOU'VE GOT THAT ONE THING" they sing. We've got that one thing, a vagina.
"IT'S THE SWAG IN MY STEP, THE CHANGE FROM GREY TO COLOUR!" We sound good.
"IT WILL NEVER CHANGE ME AND YOU!"
"CHANGE, CHANGE YOUR LIFE, TAKE IT ALL (yea- Take it all)" We must win.
"I'LL CHANGE MY MIND"
"NO MATTER WHAT THE VERDICT SAYS"
"BABY YOU GOT ME SICK"
"I'M A LITTLE BIT LOVE DRUNK"
"WOULD HE SAY HE'S IN L O V E?"
"BABY I LOVE YOU"
"THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE 'I LOVE YOUS'."
"THEY JUST DON'T KNOW YOU"
"Ok! You girls win! You have amazing voices" the boys gave in. "YAY!" We cheered. Zayn slipped his arm around my waist. "Wanna come for a walk?" I shiver as I feel his warm breath against me neck. "Sure" I reply. We slip away from the others, and walk along the shoreline. "So, tell me about yourself" he says removing his arm from my waist and slipping his hand around mine. "Ok, well I'm a mermaid with an unnatural coloured tail, I have three brothers, one of them is older than me. So I'm the second oldest" I reply, not wanting to talk about myself. I find it really awkward trying to tell people about me...
"Nice. Love, would you like to go on a date with me?" He ran his hand through his dark hair. I bite my lip, god he looks hot when he does that. "I'd love to" I reply, smiling happily.
A/N
The songs in the book I used were all One Direction and Little Mix songs. I'll name each song in the order they were used:
-What makes you beautiful (1D)
-Hair (LM)
-Best song ever (1D)
-Madhouse (LM)
-One thing (1D)
-About the boy (LM)
-Night changes (1D)
-Change your life (LM)
-Change my mind (1D)
-Case closed (LM)
-Heart attack (1D)
-Love drunk (LM)
-I would (1D)
-I love you (LM)
-They don't know about us (1D)
-They just don't know you (LM)
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Beneath the Waves (1D Fanfic)
FanfictionGirls obsess over how much they want to be a mermaid, but what they don't know is that mermaids are real, and to them it's not only a blessing but a curse! Not to mention the boys have one massive secret (which is pretty obvious). Join them in the s...
