Fizzy's POV
"Aw shit!! This bus is lit as fuck" exclaimed Trix as we walked through the bus, the boys claiming bunks. "Girls you'll be sharing beds with the lads until we get the other bus, which will be next week so... good luck" Paul announced leaving before all hell was let loose.
"Psst Louis" Trix 'whispered. Note that we could all here her and I don't think she realised we could. "Hmm?" Louis replied, his whispering skills just as shit as hers.
"We need to christen the bus! The couch, bed, floor, table, etc" she giggled as she 'whispered' in his ear. He nodded sending her a cheeky grin.
"Nobody is christening anywhere! Got it?" Liam broke the silence, glaring at Trix and Louis. They both frowned crossing their arms across their chests. "Party pooper" mumbled Louis.
"Real mature Louis" I comment, rolling my eyes playfully.
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"Dom's not allowed to come at all, not even to visit" Niall randomly stated out of the blue. I grinned happily. No Dom! YASSS BITCH! Harp frowned but said nothing. Everyone could tell she was disappointed.
"TELETUBBIES COME OUT TO!" Trix said in a sweet voice.
"SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!" Louis finished, in a deep voice.
"Guys... calm down" commented Liam, rubbing his forehead.
"NO NOT THE WEED! YOU GOTTA GET THE MUSHIES! MARIO IS THE BEST SUPPLIER! HE HAS AN ACCENT AND A LIT AS MUSTACHE!" I yelled, a small smirk on my lips. Liam and Niall both face palmed and sighed, whereas Trix started hip thrusting. Why am I even friends with her?
"Did you know Harry is actually gay?" Question Trix. Everyone snickered. "I am not!" He defended, a small pout on his lips.
"No he's not gay, he just likes the cougars" I announced. The bus erupted with laughter. "I DO NOT" he exclaimed. *cough* "Says the guy that dated a 30-40 year old, in his early twenties" *cough*. (I don't actually know how old she was, or him at the time so... random numbers here guys!)
"Your such a bitch Fizzy!" Glared Harry. As I opened my mouth to respond a hand covered my mouth.
"Love, let's not destroy Harry's ego anymore than it already is!" Zayn spoke softly, clearing trying to hold back laughter.
"Fine..." a small smirk crossed my lips. "But..." An idea played through my mind.
"No buts, leave him alone... Or I'll make you sleep with Harry" Zayn's voice slightly stricter than before.
"YOU WOULD MAKE ME SLEEP WITH YOUR BANDMATE THAT SLEEPS NAKED! AWW HELL NAH! AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN" I shout, momentarily scarred from the thought of sharing a bed with naked Harry. I shuddered, shaking the disgusting thought from my mind.
"SHUSH FIZZY! Ok you lot, let's set some rules;
1- No fucking on the bus.
2- No food fights.
3- Be responsible.
4- Wear a disguise wherever you go.
5- Don't go anywhere unless you've notified secu-" Liam was listing off until... I interrupted.
"Ok tight-ass, we got this down pat! We are responsible-" I began.
"I wouldn't say responsible" Niall interrupted.
"Fine then, we are mature-"
"I wouldn't say that either" he added.
"Ya know what?! I give up, you ruined my pep talk! Asshole!" I huff in annoyance.
I jumped slightly at the cold touch of someone hands on my hips. Zayn. He rested his chin on my shoulder. "Babe, it doesn't matter. This is completely normal" he mumbled in my ear, his voice sending goosebumps across my skin.
"Well I don't like this normal" I mumbled jokingly.
"Wanna here a penis joke?" Trix grinned cheekily.
"NOOOO!" We all shouted. Almost as if it was in slow-mo, Louis tackled her to the ground, his hand covering her mouth.
"Trix, no!" He planted small kisses all over her face, obviously trying to avoid the joke.
"Fine! But wanna go christen the next toilet we go past?" She whispered loudly. Louis nodded enthusiastically.
"Guys we have a toilet on the tour bus" Niall rolled his light blue eyes.
"Rule 1" Grumbled Trix, glaring at the young boy that asked the question.
"What Liam doesn't know, won't hurt" Winked Harry, making sure Liam couldn't hear. I slap Harry on the back of his head.
"Don't encourage this behaviour!" I scold him playfully. He rolls his eyes.
"I'm just helping them out"
"Why?"
"No reason"
"I bet it's because you want a threesome with them! Trix takin' it from both ways" I claim. All eyes turn to me, full of disbelief and annoyance.
"I can't believe you actually suggested that out loud" Harry commented, still quite taken by my comment.
"It's true though." I nod my head, agreeing with myself.
"I swear you were born just to make my life harder with all your unneeded comments on my relationships, whether they be past, present and even future." He rolls his eyes.
"Future? I believe that is more so shipping rather than teasing. I'm just assuming people you could end up with in the future like... Someone... I can't think of anyone right now. STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! I HAD A MIND BLANK! I CANNOT HELP IT!" My sudden outburst caused everyone to snicker and laugh. Bitches.
"Don't worry Fizzy, everyone knows you're not quite right in the head" Louis commented innocently.
"FIGHT ME!" I exclaim throwing my hands in the air.
"OK LETS FIGHT!" Louis shouted.
"COME AT MEH BRUH" I glare playfully. We both run up in to each other... We both begin to slap each other pathetically, as if we had no feeling in our arms.
"OH COME ON! THIS IS PATHETIC!" Groaned Harry rolling his eyes.
"BOI YOU ARE JUST JELLY CAUSE YOU CAN'T FIGHT THIS GOOD!" I shout as Louis and I continue our brawl.
"I don't want to brawl... I just want a pussy!" He stated. Uhhhh... What the fuck...
"HARRY WHAT THE HELL?!" Exclaimed Harp, horrified at what she heard.
"Harry! It's a cat, not a pussy!" Liam huffed in annoyance.
"Yeah, when you say pussy it sounds like you mean something else" I add in.
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A/N
Hey my lil' nuggets,
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