Beneath the Waves (1D Fanfic)

Chapter 5

You know how I said its gonna be a long night? Well I was right. For the past half hour Will has been glaring at Zayn...

"Hey Fizzy, can we play truth or dare" asked Dylan. Oh great idea!

"Sure, dude" I reply, smiling happily. "you first"

"Will, truth or dare" He grinned at Will.

"Truth" Will replied, eyeing Dylan suspiciously.

"Pussy" I mutter. Will turns to me and glares.

"Out of everyone here, who would you kiss, marry and avoid?" Dylan smirks.

"I'd kiss Ami, marry Harper and avoid Zayn" His voice filled with venom at the mention of Zayn's name.

"Addi, truth or dare?"

"Dare!"

"I dare you to lick the nearest person" Everyone slowly backed away from her. Haha, she has to lick Harry. She crawled up to Harry and put her face near his. She then poked her tongue out and licked his cheek. Oooh, she made his cheek wet!

"Fizzy, truth or dare?"

"DARE! BRING IT BITCH" I throw my arms out as if saying 'come at meh bro!'

"I dare you to create a fake boner and go up to a random person and start jabbing them with it" Addi smiles at me innocently. I run over to the fruit bowl and grab a banana. I slip it into my pants, making it look like I had a boner. I smile proudly. "Let's do this shit" I casually walk out the door. Damn, it's pretty iso- Oh wait, there's someone... They're very small... Maybe they're a leprechaun- Never mind, it's an old lady. I trudge up to the small old lady and start jabbing her with my 'banana' The old lady gasps before grabbing my 'banana' and stroking it. Thank god it's a banana. "I may be old but I can make you feel things you've never felt" She gets on her knees and starts licking my 'banana' through the fabric of my pants. I look over to the others, they were all pissing themselves laughing and Louis was videoing it. I send them a mortified expression and flip them off. As I turn my attention back to the horny granny, I feel someone grab my ass. Crap. I shriek. "Haha! Youngen' you have one mighty fine ass" she purrs. Fucking hell. She then tugs on my pants trying to get them off. I quickly try to squirm free of her grip, but no- This gran happens to be like the fucking hulk. "Uh lady?" I say uneasily. "Shhh... Call me mummy! I'm gonna ride your dick so good, it'll fall off" she purrs, trying to stick her hand down my pants. I quickly push her hand away, breaking free off her grip. "Here, keep my dick!" I pull the banana from my pants and throw it at her. It hits her square in the head leaving her stunned. I bolt through the middle of the others and straight inside, before diving into the closet. I bring my knees up to my chest. I'm scarred for life.

I hear the door open and one pair of footsteps walking towards the closet. Oh god! She's found me. "Granny knows your in there" a sickly sweet voice purrs from the outside of the closet. The door swings open. I let out an ear piercing scream. Oh wait it's probably just Louis. I look up, that's not Louis. I slowly back into the closet. The old woman slips in the closet closing the door behind her. "I like girls to" She slams me against the wall, before sliding down my body. "Lady? Why get pussy when you can have eight hotdogs" I cringe. She looks up, clearly interested in the offer. At that moment I hear the others walk in. "Open the door, you'll find eight sex gods" I say in a convincing tone. Hopefully this'll save my ass from being raped by a horny gran. She swing the door open, revealing the boys. She smiles. "Oh boys! We're gonna have such a wonderful night" Her wrinkles creasing around her eyes as she smiles. Um oops. I slip out of the closet without her noticing. I run over to the girls. "Fizzy! You're dead!" Grits Liam. "I had to get her off me! She tried to rape me!" I defend.

*CRASH!* She pounced on Niall. He shrieked, thrashing under the old woman. She started grinding her hips against his. Holy fuck. "RAPE! RAPPPEEEEE! RAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE!" He screamed, trying to remove the woman from him. At this moment Hannah (Trix's sister) walks in. "TRIX- What the actual fuck!?" She stares at the Irish boy thrashing around underneath the old woman. "Hey Hannah...." Trix laughs nervously.

"Um granny person?" Hannah says trying to get her attention. The gran stops undoing Niall's pants and looks up. "Of course you can join in, sugar. I'll ride his dick you ride his face" Hanna looked as if she was about to pass out. Ami was already on the ground, she fainted. I glance at the others, all with equally matched mortified expressions.

BAM! KABOOM! Whatever... Anyway, I just had this brilliant idea. I smirk to myself. "Aye granny? Do you mind stepping outside for a few minutes, so we can put some sexy outfits on. We can be the very, very naughty children and you be the granny who gets to punish us" I say seductively. She makes that weird tiger growl, you know the one that everyone makes when they see a hot person. She wiggles her eyebrows as she walks out the door. Addi runs over to it and locks it.

BANG! BANG! Damn, she realised my plan. Meh. I walk over to a window and slide it open. "Go to the neighbours! They are really flexible" I call out before slamming the window closed and locking it. Don't ask how I know that... I let out a sight of relief. Luckily she actually left us in peace and went off to harass the neighbours. "Anyone care to explain what is going on!" Hannah demanded, her hand resting on her hips.

"Uh... Well, you see..." I told her the whole story. Lesson learnt- GRANNIES ARE EVIL!