Beneath the Waves (1D Fanfic)

Chapter 14

Fizzy's POV
"Ugh!" I groan, opening my eyes, letting them adjust to the light. "Ow... What happened?" I ask, rubbing my head as Harp strolls in.

"Oh, you were drunk out of ya mind" she says it like it's the funniest thing in the world. "Anyway, here ya go" she passes me a glass of water and some panadol.

"Thanks" I mumble, sculling the water and tablet.

"Morning Fizzy" Louis says chirpily, as he walks in.

"Morning" I grumble, not moving from the ground.

"Hangovers suck!" Louis exclaimed. "Also my shirt smells like someone shat on it!" He complained. Liam and Harper burst into laughter. "What? Did you two shit on my shirt?!" Louis exclaimed disgustedly. Everyone else was seated around the room, listening.

"Ew no! Zayn did a massive fart on ya last night!" Harp smirked at Zayn. "I did not!" Defended Zayn.

"How would you know? None of you remember what happened last night anyway" Liam had a smug look on his face. I was so tempted to smack him.

"Why is there a burger ring on my finger?" Asked Harry. "Ooh I've got one too!" Exclaimed Niall. "And me!" I added, glancing to the food on my ring finger.

"You three got married and Fizzy was the husband and you two were the wives" Harp stated. I furrowed my eyebrows in confusion. "Da fuq?" I question. As far as I'm concerned, I'm the girl which would make me the wife...

"Huh? But Fizzy's a girl..?" Harry said trying to work out what was happening. "Well she was the first one to propose- why are you asking me this stuff, I can't read minds" Harp rolled her eyes.

"After you three got married by Louis, you made babies" Liam stated, a small chuckle escaping his lips. Suddenly I started chocking on air. "We what?!" I stared at them wide eyed. "Yea, you started jabbing each other with carrots" continued Harp. "Oh my god! What is wrong with us?!" I exclaim. We jabbed each other in unthinkable places... yuck. "That's disgusting" cringed Harry. "You guys were jabbing each other in the stomach- not where you lot are thinking! You s-should've seen y-your faces!" Harp explained bursting into laughter. Bitch. "Oh" we all answered knowingly. "That's a relief" Niall declared, sighing in relief.

"Anyway, then Harry let one rip, giving birth to your kid Zayn, and then Niall did the same, but he had twins, Remi and Ami. Trix was the doctor" Liam explained. "Talk about fucked up" mumbled Zayn.

"Then a growing up potion was used- AKA, punch, and then the kids were 16 and you all were playing hide n seek. Which is when Fizzy and Zayn were found making out under the table. It was hilarious, especially cause Zayn was your kid Fizzy. After that it was pretty tame, it was just Fizzy insulting Liam" Harp finished, summing it up. "What the fuck...?" I groan falling onto my back. "Fizzy, I didn't know you liked incest" teased Louis. "Keep talking Tomlinson and your balls will 'magically' disappear" I threaten flipping him off.

You made out with your kid you sick bastard!

Shut up

Nope! Honestly what kind of parent does that.

He's not my kid! He's my boyfriend!

But he wasn't last night!

Fuck off!

Fine, maybe I'll see what it's like making out with my kid!

I. Hate. You!

*kissy noise* byeeee

"Babe? Ello? Fizzy? FELICITY!" Someone yelled in my ear, snapping me out of my daze. "What?" I look up to see Zayn leant over me. "I said are you ok" his eyes scanned over my face, trying to figure out what I was thinking. "I'm all good" I send him a small smile. He holds his hand out for me, which I gladly take, and he pulls me to my feet.

"Aye Fizzy?" Harp says.

"Yeah" I reply, my eyes traveling down to Zayn and I's hands. I start fiddling with his fingers.

"We gotta go" Harp says in an abnormally cheery voice.

"Why?" I raise an eyebrow at my friend that looks as if she's about to burst from happiness. "Dom is back" she exclaims dreamily. "Oh great..." I fake smile. Dom was Harp's boyfriend. He used to be so sweet and caring but after he went away for a few weeks after they'd been dating for about a year, when he came back he'd changed, he'd become an asshole! But Harp was so convinced she still loved him that she stayed with him.

"Who's this Dom character you speak of?" Asked Louis, an eyebrow raised suggestively at her. "He's my boyfriend" she said, a pink tinge covering her cheeks.

"Can we meet him?" Niall asked looking at Harp hopefully. She nodded. "Just come to our place" she said.

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I sighed gratefully as I sunk onto the couch. We'd been home for half an hour and we had to clean the guest room for the boys to stay in- well Niall, Liam and Harry. We'd decided it was best they stayed the night because we really enjoyed their company. If someone said to me before I'd met the boys that they were really good company, I would've laughed and told them I would rather be die then have to tolerate a bunch of self-centred pop stars. But I take it all back, they're all absolute darlings. I smile at thought.

"Hey Fiz, look it's a pussy" Harry exclaimed pointing out the window.

"A what" I say coughing on nothing.

"A pussy" he replies looking at me like I'm stupid. I look to where he pointed.

"You mean a cat?"

"No a pussy"

"Cat"

"Pussy"

"Cat"

"Pussy"

"Cat"

"Ya know I really want a pussy" Harry stated.

"YOU WANT A WHAT?!" Trixie shouted, staring at Harry like he'd grown two heads.

"I. Want. A. Pussy." He repeats. I piss my laughing. Trix legs it out of the room shouting something about Harry and his penis wanting a pussy. The others walk in.

"Lad, it's a cat not a pussy" Zayn states rolling his eyes at Harry.

"I'm not even gonna ask" states Harp.

"Good" replied Liam. I wonder if Harry's ever said that in public. I giggle as I picture Harry being arrested for saying that on stage. My thoughts were soon interrupted by two loud knocks.

*Knock knock*

"Oh shit" both Trix and I said at the same time. We both looked at each other surprised before bursting into giggles.